How to tell if the people in line behind you are shallow idiots

By Chet on January 11, 2009 12:00 PM | 1 Comment

You're in line at Sun and Ski, and the rail-thin Carrie-Bradshaw-in-Houston wannabes are discussing their skiing plans:

"Oh, I never go off the green slopes. I might mess up my hair."

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The Crusader (Heathen Tom) | January 12, 2009 9:07 AM | Reply

Or, if you are at the Ferry in Italy leaving for Elba and the lady in the line says: "Doesn't anyone here speak AMERICAN?" Needless to say, I asked for my ticket in French.

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