Um, what?

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Filling out a (Federal) form for a background check related to a new project at work, I was asked for my height. Do you see anything unusual about the dialog options below?

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Have you shrunk? I mean, I realize that you have never been a basketball player, or even a sasquatch, but 5'10"? Am I really taller than you?

depends on the shoes. Actually, I think I'm closer to 5'11", but rather than be the guy who fudges for height, I claim a barefooted and pessimistic figure.

And yes, I think you're a little taller than I am. Especially with the hair.

You shouldn't count the hair. I have to buy it its own plane ticket now, and it recently applied for a passport. It won't tell me where it's going.

Maybe the 9' mark is reserved for other people with wild Irish hair?

Why is there no "zero" feet? I mean, just for completeness sake, eh?

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