Is it middle-aged if, by a quarter to noon on a Saturday, you’ve already:

• Investigated this (unsuccessfully; it appears to be already gone);
• Been to Midtown Farmer’s Market for coffee;
• Picked up dry cleaning;
• Been to auto parts store;
• Refilled washer fluid in wife’s car;
• Replaced wife’s car’s wiper blades;
• Washed wife’s car;
• Mowed yard;
• Watered beginnings of our herb garden; and
• Taken out the trash?

We will now make up for all this productivity by vacationing in Azeroth for a bit before becoming productive again.