How to look even more like an idiot, by K. Harris

  1. Insist that, though you can’t be specific because it’s, you know, all secret and all, the Bush administration has prevented more than a hundred attacks against the US since 9/11.
  2. Get all cagey when officials in DC — and in one of the states you say has been protected — express dismay at your bizarre pronouncements.
  3. Finally, when called on it from all sides “express regret” without actually withdrawing anything.

Way to go, Harris! Now, if you could just master makeup in such a way that you no longer resembled a cross between a demented clown, Tammy Fay, and a hooker, well, you’d be on to something.

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