- Insist that, though you can’t be specific because it’s, you know, all secret and all, the Bush administration has prevented more than a hundred attacks against the US since 9/11.
- Get all cagey when officials in DC — and in one of the states you say has been protected — express dismay at your bizarre pronouncements.
- Finally, when called on it from all sides “express regret” without actually withdrawing anything.
Way to go, Harris! Now, if you could just master makeup in such a way that you no longer resembled a cross between a demented clown, Tammy Fay, and a hooker, well, you’d be on to something.