Must not make “latte” joke Posted on January 6, 2009 by chet Vassalboro, Maine is apparently getting a topless coffee shop.
Hang on a sec–too many things to say at once–need to get these out of my system: What?!? No pics? Effeminate men don’t count. Nice tits. Now get me a fucking cup of coffee. Why does the creamer taste like curry? Topless + Scalding hot + Spill = the next Canadian PSA in the making. I have always wanted a Suicide Girl to serve me. I’d like c-cup of cafe mocha, please. Tats or paisley shirt? You make the call. Oh my god, that’s not spilled creamer! Piercings and bad service. How is this different from my usual Starbucks experience? Whew, thank you. I can go on about my business now.
Hang on a sec–too many things to say at once–need to get these out of my system:
Whew, thank you. I can go on about my business now.
Well played, Patrick. Well played.