You see, Elvis actually switched places with an Elvis impersonator, and is still living in a retirement home in Texas, where his best friend is an elderly black man convinced he’s the real JFK; together, they battle an ancient Egyptian monster menacing the Shady Rest Home.

No, I’m not kidding. It’s even in IMDB. Starring Bruce Campbell as Elvis and Ossie Davis as JFK.

I am so there. It’s playing now in limited release, where it’s apparently doing very, very well. Houston’s at the end of the list (December 12), but it opens this weekend in Austin (guess where) and, of course, Memphis.