- Actors pretending to be Tony Blair and George W. Bush;
- A sexy dominatrix in impractical yet compelling undergarments;
- A fair chunk of what passes for S&M play in…
- …a facsimile of the Oval Office which includes, heretofore unknown to the general public…
- …a secret closet stocked with a cornocopia of sexual apparatus and accessories presumably not on hand in the genuine White House, at least in this administration;
- Faux-Dubya receiving the attentions of said dominatrix while the Secret Servcie guards the office;
- All to the dulcet dones of a cover of Joy Division’s “She’s Lost Control.”
What more, we ask, could you ask of us on a Friday?