If you only watch one video of a naked, dancing Japanese man wearing a horsehead mask and cooking mushrooms this year, make it this one.

Look. I’ve been at this a long time. Heathen’s more than seven years old already, and we were looking at weird shit on the Internet a long time before that, or even before most of you knew it was there.

All that said, this is the weirdest fucking thing I’ve ever seen on the web.

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