We’ve all seen plenty of far-right fundie websites complaining about short-haired women, or women who wear pants, or versions of the Bible other than the King James, but the folks at DemonBuster.com take the prize, but only because they’re such a throwback. Basically, everything bad is because of EVIL SPIRITS and DEMONS. Have a look at what they have to say about:
- Dolls and stuffed animals (Contain demons!)
- Candles (Will invoke demons!)
- Statues of anything, especially frogs and owls (Demons!)
- Sickness (Caused by demons!)
- Christmas or Easter
- Incubii and Succubi (Demons that rape you in your sleep!)
- Prescriptions
- Paisley (Harbors demons. Don’t wear it!)
- SIDS (You guessed it — a demon!)
- Foul weather (More demons!)
Finally, I’m sure Frank will be happy to know that they’ve done extensive research into the area of diabetes. As it happens, it’s caused by a 10-armed squid demon, which you’ll need to cast out instead of piercing your flesh with those needles, because eventually you’ll have to get the mark of the beast to get that insulin, and then where will you be?
Now a squid has ten (10) arms and an octopus has eight (8) arms. In the study of mind control we found out there was an octopus type spirit with 8 arms. With a squid type spirit it has 10 arms and such is the case with the spirit of DIABETES.
You can’t make this shit up.