In which people are thanked, publically

If you, in the course of the holiday season, were to be gifted with some fine Imperial-pint sized beer glasses by certain Jackson-area attorneys, and were then to, after a post-holiday period of abstention, acquire some fine, fine beer to enjoy in said glasses, two things might come to mind:

  1. “Goodness me! This beer is actually much better in the pint glass, owing probably to the greater ability to smell the beer!”; and

  2. “Why, as God as my witness, it seems a crime against humanity and Christendom that modern beers are served in such paltry 12-oz bottles; my fine Imperial Pint glasses have room for much more beer than that!”

That is all.

4 thoughts on “In which people are thanked, publically

  1. That’s why you pour two bottles into the glass, sir. The remaining 4 ounces can go to the family dog, if he’s been good. Or the cat, as the case may be.

    Yours, James Boswell

  2. Yep, that is some good stuff. Ya’ll should come to the condo with us. There is a liquor store there with a real beer section (I’m including Speck’s in the calculus when I declare a particular beer section to be “real”). Anyway, that is where I got Dogfish and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

  3. @tim: But surely you agree that a sixpack of imperial pints would be preferable all the way around, yes?

    @frank: Say when. We’re there.