Filling out a (Federal) form for a background check related to a new project at work, I was asked for my height. Do you see anything unusual about the dialog options below?
Um, what?
Miscellaneous Heathen
Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.
Have you shrunk? I mean, I realize that you have never been a basketball player, or even a sasquatch, but 5’10”? Am I really taller than you?
depends on the shoes. Actually, I think I’m closer to 5’11”, but rather than be the guy who fudges for height, I claim a barefooted and pessimistic figure.
And yes, I think you’re a little taller than I am. Especially with the hair.
You shouldn’t count the hair. I have to buy it its own plane ticket now, and it recently applied for a passport. It won’t tell me where it’s going.
Maybe the 9′ mark is reserved for other people with wild Irish hair?
Why is there no “zero” feet? I mean, just for completeness sake, eh?