GhettoHikes, being the Tumblr of a purported outdoor guide for underprivileged urban youth, wherein he captures their comments for posterity. Ex:

WE OUT IN NATURE DAWG, AINT NO NEED TO USE DICTIONARY WORDS LIKE BEVERAGE

(which, frankly, sounds like Achewood) or

JAMARCUS MAD CUZ I CHANGE HIS FACEBOOK TO SAY HE LIKE MEN AND HE CANT CHANGE IT CUZ THIS FOREST AINT GOT NO WIFI

Enjoy.