When the Feds announced a while back that using Tor, a tool to ensure online security and anonymity, could be construed as evidence you might be a terrorist, I wrote it off as them being absurdly out of touch and possessed of the same authoritarian taint as most cops — “if you haven’t got anything to hide, why care?” is sort of a mantra for some LEO folks.
However, now the Feds are suggesting that paying cash for coffee might be suspicious, which is just getting ridiculous.
Do you feel safer yet? Does the FBI have anybody who LOOKS at these pronouncements before they go out? Good lord.