I swear to God, I thought this was the Onion

But no: Fox News is freaking out over CVS’s decision to stop selling tobacco products.

Professional halfwit Gretchen Carlson actually asked, on air, “Is it OK legally … to restrict tobacco availability in a private store like this?” Apparently, Ms Carlson thinks some body of law governs what must be sold in any given store, and implicitly supports such laws, despite the rather alarming implications.

This is really yet another example of Fox being primarily interested only in stories they can warp into a club to hit the President with. How anyone takes them seriously is completely beyond me.

One thought on “I swear to God, I thought this was the Onion

  1. Sure we can make it easy, hell, even legal for old white folks to pick up some Dro, brownies or tootsie rolls. But God forbid a brother wants to roll a motherfuckn Blount..