I just heard about the underground fire in Williamsburg, WV, which of course reminded me the OTHER great underground American fire in Centralia, PA — which has been burning since 1962.

Anyway, I searched for “Centralia PA” at DuckDuckGo, and the top links returned were ad links for Expedia, Hotels.com, and Tripadvisor, all promising me deals on 5-star hotels in Centralia.

Um.