Ryan O’Neal, Farrah’s de facto widower, has moved on to . . . Cheryl Tiegs.
The most disturbing revelation here is that Tiegs is 62. Ouch.
Miscellaneous Heathen
Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.
Ryan O’Neal, Farrah’s de facto widower, has moved on to . . . Cheryl Tiegs.
The most disturbing revelation here is that Tiegs is 62. Ouch.
“Well I’m not one to kiss and tell,
But I’ve been seen with Farrah.
I’m never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I’ve been on fire with Sally Field,
Gone fast with a girl named Bo,
But somehow they just don’t end up as mine…
I’ve gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,
Blown up for Raquel Welch,
But when I wind up in the hay, it’s only hay, hey hey.”
Even with his mileage, I’ll take Majors over O’Neal at five to one.