3 thoughts on “What if you need the pencils to be like, really really sharp?”

1. Why do I never come up with stuff first? I should’ve never quit drinking.

2. Wow, I have GOT to figure out a $.15 piece of nothing that I can slap “artisanal” on and sell to hipsters for a hundred times what it’s worth. I’m missing out.

3. Y’know, I frequently lose my sharpeners and have to sharpen by hand–the leads break faster because of uneven stress applied during the sharpening. I’ll keep my trust little sharpener…when I can find it again.