I can’t tell if this is awful or awesome

Age of the Dragons is, I shit you not, a medieval, landlocked dragon-hunting adaptation of “Moby Dick” starring Danny Glover.

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  1. Is it cheating if one avoids the issue of the quasi-homoerotic relationship between Ishmael and Queequeg by making them a smoking-hot hetero couple? And how many of us thought that we would ever in out lifetimes might like to see Queequeg’s rack?