1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is a cactus. The Onion, once again, wins.
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1 in 5 Americans believe Obama is a cactus. The Onion, once again, wins.
I’m not quite yet ready to join the “Obama is a cactus” crowd (give me time), but when he uses that signature petulant, condescending tone when speaking publicly, he can seem a bit prickly.
Are you saying he seems uppity to you?
A light jab at the President and just that quickly, I’m a closet bigot? Lawd that was quick.
If I were a cactus, I’d want to be a peyote.
Your light jab was followed just as quickly by a dropped guard and a leading chin, and you blame me for taking the shot? ;)
You leave me no choice but to posit that the President is not only a secret Muslim but also a Marxist cactus.
I’m half tempted to run for office on an anti-Marxist cactus platform. I wonder if the Koch brothers would help me out with a few frogskins for that.