And now: Unnecessary Goth Covers.

• One, counterintuitive and oddly charming; and
• Two, of such a character that somewhere, Eldritch is having a migraine.

No such list is complete without the source material, from an era when there actually WERE music videos. I don’t care what you people say about her actual musical contributions to the Sisters; Patricia Morrison is absolutely the best thing about this video.

In the event you think that vid’s overproduced, well, I can only offer this one, from the same band and the same era.

(Amusing note: Morrison is now somebody’s parent, with Damned founder Dave Vanian.)