Were you, gentle Heathen, aware of the following upcoming films?

• Bonne and Clyde vs. Dracula, which we presume carries sufficient information in its title;

and

• Rubber, about a homicidal, telekinetic tire — created, one assumes, as the result of a drunken and reductive bet about the relative merits and silliness of certain early-80s Stephen King novels.

We await Blu-Ray editions, whereupon we’ll host screenings.