Dept. of Giraffes

Perhaps you’ve recently seen Ivanka the petite lap giraffe on the recent DirecTV commercials. You may be unaware, however, of her breeder, Sokoblovsky Farms, Russia’s finest purveyors of Petite Lap Giraffes. Enjoy.

(We Heathen are on the waiting list. Number 879,450, to be precise.)

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