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• In South Africa, somebody put a bar inside a boabab tree.
• Traveling to or from the US? Don’t take your good laptop. The DHS has decided that it can take your electronics for examination, keep them as long as they want, expose themselves to zero liability, and do all of this without any sort of cause whatsoever. Lovely.
• Old but splendid: Alzheimer’s Sufferers Demand Cure For Pancakes
• Worried that you like baseball, but that the Olympic version might not suck enough? Fear not! We give you the 11th inning rule.