It is, however, a fine piece about David Byrne, courtesy of The Minor Fall, The Major Lift (bonus points if you can identify the source of the title of that site).

A quote:

[T]here as those who insist that public Byrne is the same as private Byrne. “He’s a genuine eccentric,” says Eno. “He’s always been exactly like that, and I’ve seen him remain like that in quite extreme situations. For instance, we were mugged together once in New York. It was quite frightening; we were mugged by 14 people. My enduring memory is of David being dragged off into the bushes, saying ‘Uh-oh!’ That’s absolutely true; it was like a cartoon scene.”