Possible captions include:

• “Paris Hilton practices with her new Courtney Love Realdoll Ventriloquism Kit™.
• “Embattled Courtney Love, the 90’s own Yoko Ono, seeks career advice from similarly talented Paris Hilton.”
• “No, Edgar, the cropped portion contains no hoo-hah action.”
• “Paris Hilton finally finds someone who looks more stoned than she does.”
• “You see, Paris, you take hold of the elbow and twist a little, and the vein just pops right out — oh, shit, is that a camera?”