Subject: Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are separating. We seed the horrid joke well with these few from, well, The Well.
- “The divorce should be a snap for Paul — she doesn’t have a leg to stand on.”
- “We understand Heather has no idea why, either — she’s totally stumped.”
- “Apparently, it’s just to hard to follow in Linda’s footsteps.”
- “At least we know she didn’t kick him out of the house.”
- “Sources say she’ll insist on a hefty settlement, as she has no visible means of support.”
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