They’re on fire this time:

• Coal Now Too Expensive To Put In Christmas Stockings;
• Rising Home-Heating Costs Hitting Reptile Families Hardest; and
• Rove Implicated In Santa Identity Leak, which is PERFECT, including a Weekly Reader reporter jailed for refusing to name a source.

The final entry also includes this gem:

If Rove is responsible for leaking Santa’s identity to the world’s children, it would not be his first political “dirty trick.” In 1988, he was fired from George H. W. Bush’s presidential campaign for sending an unsigned letter to the young daughter of a Dukakis campaign adviser. In the letter, he revealed the sad ending of the film Old Yeller.