The White House has proclaimed 26 October through 1 November Protection from Pornography Week 2003. Whether this has anything to do with Fox’s Skin isn’t clear, though it appears to be failing miserably on its own (Ron Silver should know better).

In celebration of defiance thereof, I offer the following not-safe-for-work links:

• Pornblography, a blog about the porn industry
• Some poorly written Smurf porn (Sample: “Oh, make me smurf, baby, make me smurf!”)
• JanesGuide.com, a previously linked site that’s sort of like Yahoo! for smut
• Furniture Porn. Nothing more need be said.
• Finally, some hard-core Prawnography.

Additionally, I’ll point out that I’m spending the weekend in New Orleans, and that strip clubs are almost certainly part of the plan (it being a bachelor party and all that). I’m just doing my part for family values, kids. No need to thank me.