Presented for your comparision:

• “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades” (The Onion, February 18, 2004)
• “Gillette unveils 5-bladed razor” (CNN, September 14,2005)

Of course, the triple-bladed Mach III was also famously pre-parodied by SNL in the 70s (“because you’ll believe anything”), so this is actually the second go-round for this particular batch of silliness.

(via MeFi)