How to tell if the people in line behind you are shallow idiots

Posted on January 11, 2009 by chet

You’re in line at Sun and Ski, and the rail-thin Carrie-Bradshaw-in-Houston wannabes are discussing their skiing plans:

“Oh, I never go off the green slopes. I might mess up my hair.”

One thought on “How to tell if the people in line behind you are shallow idiots”

The Crusader (Heathen Tom) on January 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm said:

Or, if you are at the Ferry in Italy leaving for Elba and the lady in the line says: “Doesn’t anyone here speak AMERICAN?” Needless to say, I asked for my ticket in French.