Found on the Well, but originally from ThePoorMan. The money shot is here:
Q: Gibson apparently blew a 0.12 on a breathalizer, which is only 150% the legal limit. What is that, like 3 beers? I barely even mention the Jews until I’ve put away a 20-pack. Is Gibson a wuss? A: No. Alcohol affects different people differently, and different people metabolize alcohol in different ways. A volume of alcohol which would impair one person’s judgement would leave another person entirely unaffected. One person could tolerate a blood alcohol level of 0.10, while this same concentration would make another person violently ill. It is entirely dependent on the individual. Additionally, breathalizers are notoriously inaccurate. However, it is possible to determine a person’s blood alcohol level very precisely by noting who they believe to be the source of all the world’s problems:* This is actually true.
blood alcohol level presumed source of all world’s problems 0.00-0.08 people who don’t listen to each other 0.09 that guy over there who keeps looking at you sideways like he’s got some kind of a fucking problem and wants his teeth kicked out 0.10 your so-called “friends” who act like they’re your friends to your face but really they aren’t really your real friends 0.11 the government 0.12 the Jews < ----- Mel was here 0.13 the Belgians 0.14 the English monarchy 0.15 the media 0.16 the Jew media 0.17 the Belgian government Jew media police 0.18 the International Society of Ham Radio Enthusiasts 0.19 the DMV 0.20 the KGB 0.21 the KLF 0.23 Emerson, Lake & Palmer 0.24 Emerson and Lake, but not Palmer. Palmer’s all right, man. Those other guys, they think it’s all about that fucking woo-woo stuff, and they think they’re so great, but it’s not about that bullshit, you know? Palmer, man, you’re all right. You’re all right. And you know what? I don’t care how gay it sounds: I fucking love you, man! 0.25 Emerson, Lake & The Jews 0.26 Geddy Lee* 0.27 + Canada
Very nice work.