Jonathan Coulton is a musical god. For example: “Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself.”

In finding Code Monkey, we also encountered “Skullcrusher Mountain,” which includes this lyrical brilliance:

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don’t like it
What’s with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don’t like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

Yes.