The Onion, on fire again

Man Has Alarming Level Of Pride In Institution That Left Him $50,000 In Debt, Inadequately Prepared For Job Market.

I’ve always found it astonishing that the private schools some of my friends attended started hassling them for donations while they were still making student loan payments.

On, and another winner, from the sidebar of that very page: Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack.

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