My super-goofy yet awesome keyboard has returned from its hospitalization rejuvenated and shockingly clean. It’s possible that they were able to build their own Wiggins out of the hair I’m sure they found inside it.

This caps a series of home/office logistical tasks I feel inordinately happy about sorting out, including:

• Something called “mudjacking”;
• Getting the retarded tablet fixed;
• Repairing the front door lock;
• Returning a client laptop to the client 8 months late;
• Acquiring a haircut;
• Getting an annual eye exam;
• Having AT&T hook up the goddamn cable; and
• Having AT&T come back out and fix the broken cable box 2 days after installation.