Snake handling pastor bitten by snake during service. He then refused medical attention, and was thereby promoted to the choir invisible.
All good Heathen, of course, know this Robert Heinlein quote, from Time Enough for Love.
Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.
RAH was wrong about many, many things, but this is not one of those times.