You work for Marriott, and you design a hotel room layout where the television isn’t clearly viewable from the bed.
Front Desk: “It’s designed to be viewed from the couch.”
Heathen: “Do the people who design your hotels ever stay in hotels?”
Front Desk: “I don’t know, sir, but I’m getting this a lot, so I’m starting to think no.”
Time to cross the Courtyards off the list, methinks.