- She Blinded Me With Science
- 1980s synth-pop makes the leap quite well, which is really no surprise because I’m reasonably certain 21st century phones are better synths than 1980s keyboards.
- “Hawaii 5-0” theme
- Shockingly good, but probably only because it’s so cheesy.
- Dust in the Wind
- No. Just no.
- “Law & Order” theme
- Despite an obvious surplus of free time on someone’s behalf, this one sucked, too.
- Frankenstein (Edgar Winter Group)
- Oh, yeah.
- Get Yer Freak On
- Certain persons have made it known that they don’t like the fact that this is the ring my phone emits when they call.
- Sweet Home Alabama
- Awful. Terrible. Cheeseball central. But it’s staying, if only to attach to Brad.
- Relax
- See “She Blinded me…”, supra.
- Another Brick In The Wall
- I’m keeping this if only to use when teachers call me.
- Edmund Fitzgerald
- Even “Dust in the Wind” was better.
- Aqualung
- Worse than “Edmund”.
Miscellaneous Heathen
Hold to the now, the here, through which all future plunges to the past.
