It’s not news that Bush has finally agreed to testify in front of the 9/11 commission. What you may not know the conditions for said testimony, among them:

• Bush and Cheney will appear and be questioned together;
• Said questioning will be behind closed doors;
• No transcript or recording will be made; and
• Neither official will be under oath.

But don’t worry about that last part. Scott McClellan has already assured us that they will “tell it exactly how it happened.”

Right, Scott. Right.