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From Rob: British Blamed for Basra Badgers:

British forces have denied rumours that they released a plague of ferocious badgers into the Iraqi city of Basra.

Word spread among the populace that UK troops had introduced strange man-eating, bear-like beasts into the area to sow panic.

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UK military spokesman Major Mike Shearer said: “We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.

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