Terribly Inappropriate Things We Did Not Say On a Bar Association Reference Check

  1. “Frankly, we think that whole animal-cruelty thing was blown way out of proportion. That monkey had it coming.”
  2. “He sure looks great now that he’s had his meth-mouth fixed.”
  3. “M___, or Melinda as he now prefers to be called…”
  4. “Tell him he still owes me for the poppies.”
  5. “Isn’t he dead?”

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