You may wonder what we have to say about any of these things. The answer is “not a fucking thing.”

1. The dead chihuahua story.
2. The dead Iraqi Jordanian.
3. The implications of the dead Iraqi Jordanian.
4. How we integrated Markdown into the site.
5. Roger Fucking Clemens.
6. Heather Mills’ porno past.
7. Anything about the estate tax.
8. Why we’re frustrated with certain of our hardware suppliers, or who they are.
9. The World Cup.

Carry on.