Things Introduced Into Heathen World HQ As A Result Of Errands Completed Moments Ago:

1. 1 inflatable neck pillow;
2. 1 replacement briefcase strap for rollaboard suitcase;
3. 1 colored handlewrap to increase identifiability of said suitcase;
4. 1 new shaving kit;
5. 2 Alien ALR-9800 RFID readers;
6. 2 Alien linear antennae;
7. 2 Alien circular antennae;
8. 1 case Halal-certified MREs