No, seriously, that’s how it is in New Orleans: Red Cross is banned, but private mercenaries are patrolling.
Our Hero
The Cheney-Curser has been unmasked! He’s a Gulfport ER doctor with no love for this administration (clearly). After his comment the other day, some MPs came to visit, and probably would have hauled him off had the media not been on hand:
As he stood about 10 feet away from Cheney and his friend and some camera operators from CNN and other media filmed the scene, Marble suddenly yelled, “Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney! Go fuck yourself, you asshole!” Hey, at least Marble was polite. After all, he referred to Cheney as “Mr. Cheney.” “I had no intention of harming anyone but merely wanted to echo Mr. Cheney’s infamous words back at him,” Marble wrote. “At that moment, I noticed the Secret Service guys with a panic-stricken look on their faces, like they were about to tackle me, so I calmly walked away back to my former house.” His friend videotaped a little bit longer and then came back to Marble’s house. As they were salvaging a few things from Marble’s home, two military police waving M-16s showed up and said they were looking for someone who fit Marble’s description who had cursed at Cheney. “I told them I was probably the person they were looking for, and so they put me in handcuffs and ‘detained’ me for about 20 minutes or so,” Marble wrote. “My right thumb went numb because the cuffs were on so tight, but they were fairly courteous and eventually released me after getting all my contact info. They said I had NOT broken any laws so I was free to go.”
Holy Crap: Media Grows Balls
Via BoingBoing, we learn that CNN has blocked attempts by FEMA to restrict coverage of New Orleans.
Juvenile? Certainly. But also hilarious.
Widely distributed, still cool
This large gallery of New Orleans shots from before, during, and after Katrina and the subsequent flooding is worth your time.
Yo, Frank, Snort This!
Awesome
Check out KnowThyNeighbor.org. The plan: anyone who formally signs the petition to add anti-gay-marriage language to the Massachusetts constitution will have their name and address listed on this site. (Via MeFi.)
Breaking…
ABC is reporting that Michael “Fired Horse Whisperer” Brown has been officially relieved of Katrina-related duties at FEMA, which makes us wonder what he’s going to do besides resign:
Sept. 9, 2005 — Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown, under criticism due to his management of Hurricane Katrina as well as reported discrepancies on his resume, has been ousted from disaster relief efforts. And sources have told ABC News that Brown is also expected to be out as head of the agency very soon. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced that Brown will return to Washington, D.C., and Vice Adm. Thad W. Allen of the Coast Guard will be elevated to take over Katrina recovery.
Remember all those people trapped in New Orleans?
Many were not allowed to leave and, in fact, were herded back into the squalor and danger of the city when they tried to walk to Gretna. There’s a first-hand account here; excerpt:
As we approached the bridge, armed Gretna sheriffs formed a line across the foot of the bridge. Before we were close enough to speak, they began firing their weapons over our heads. This sent the crowd fleeing in various directions. As the crowd scattered and dissipated, a few of us inched forward and managed to engage some of the sheriffs in conversation. We told them of our conversation with the police commander and of the commander’s assurances. The sheriffs informed us there were no buses waiting. The commander had lied to us to get us to move. We questioned why we couldn’t cross the bridge anyway, especially as there was little traffic on the 6-lane highway. They responded that the West Bank was not going to become New Orleans and there would be no Superdomes in their City.
See other coverage, via the first linke, at SF Chron, UPI/Moonie/Right-Wing Times (!), and St Louis Post-Dispatch.
Sue us. We like furry animals.
We are, after all, from Veterinarian stock.
Enjoy these pix of sheltered wild animals in California. Mostly, they’re big cats. Don’t miss the fact that the first two are “kitten” and “adult” shots of the same tiger. He goes from “large housecat” to “600 pounds.”
Slowly, quietly, things get worse
Lost in the shuffle of post-Katrina coverage is this: the Richmond Federal Appeals Court has ruled against Jose Padilla, overturning a lower Federal court’s ruling that he must either be charged or released. Padilla is therefore being held indefinitely as an “enemy combatant” despite being an American citizen arrested on American soil. As such, he may be detained indefinitely without access to counsel or the right to review whatever evidence incriminates him.
In other words, the Appeals Court feels that he — or any citizen — can be held forever just on the government’s say-so. This is NOT a power we want our government to have. Let’s hope the Supremes feel differently, as it’s a sure bet this will end up on their docket next.
Dept. of Last Words
Hunter Thompson’s final note was made public today:
Football Season Is Over No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won’t hurt.
Overheard at lunch
“You know, this many people haven’t slept in the Astrodome since the Oilers’ last season.”
Mississippi Greets Cheney
An anonymous bystander gave Cheney a piece of his mind during a CNN photo op — echoing his comment to Sen Leahy.
Best. Screencap. EVAR.
Presented without additional comment:
Espen on ID and Textbooks
Norwegian professor Espen Andersen has a fine post up about the hoax of Intelligent Design that includes links to The Textbook League’s site. As Dr Andersen puts it, they “[leave] no stone unturned in exposing vague, fake, and feel-good pieces in text books.”
Do NOT miss Richard Feynman’s discussion of his experience judging textbooks in California. The whole process is a joke, so we have every confidence that ID will be taught in darn near every science class before too long, further eroding whatever educational advantage Americans still retain.
Face of New Orleans, brought to you by the Interdictor
The Interdictor is a former Special Forces guy who works for DirectNIC in New Orleans; since before the hurricane, he’s been blogging his status pretty frequently. From his perch, he’s seen looting, fires, and finally the arrival of real aid. Thanks to a big-ass diesel generator, his servers are still up, and they’re still on the net. It’s an interesting read (start at the beginning for a better narrative).
Add to the narrative the pictures they’re getting — like the excellent one at right, taken by DirectNIC’s CEO Sigmund Solares — and you get a pretty fine man-on-the-ground view of Katrina in NOLA. Click the picture for a full-size version.
We feel pretty.
N.B. the new tagline under the page title, which will be updated every night with a running total of posts.
Another Onion Bit We Can’t Pass Up
From their flood coverage:
Another Saints Season Ruined Before It Begins NEW ORLEANS — Front-office executives of the New Orleans Saints football team provided a much-needed dose of normalcy Monday when they announced that, for the 23rd year running, the Saints season had been ruined before it began. “I’d say this is even worse than when Mike Ditka traded away all our draft picks to get Ricky Williams,” said Saints vice president of pro-personnel operations Bill Kuharich. “But there’s one thing we Saints can always rely on: our chances for a winning season being shitcanned before we play a single down. We’re proud to have carried on with this tradition despite everything.” The National Football League has declined the Saints’ “mercy rule” request to be allowed to forfeit all their home games, saying the team must set an example for its home city by being blown out in every contest.
Things we could not make up even if we wanted to, which we do not.
From our hometown paper:
JANICE — Food was running low in this Perry County community, so the Rev. Dean Cook turned to a reliable source for help – his fellow board members with Coonhunters for Christ.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From the Onion:
Genie Grants Scalia Strict Constructionist Interpretation Of Wish WASHINGTON, DC — A genie freed from a battered oil lamp by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia granted the conservative jurist a strict constructionist interpretation of his wish for “a hundred billion bucks” Monday. “Sim sim salabim! Your wish is my command!” the genie proclaimed amid flashes of light and purple smoke, immediately filling the Supreme Court building with a massive herd of wild male antelopes. When Justice Scalia complained that the “bucks” had razed the U.S. Supreme Court building, trampling and killing several of his clerks and bringing traffic in the nation’s capital to a standstill for hours, the genie said, “Your honor, your wish is a sacred and unalterable document whose interpretation is not subject to the whims of society and changing social context.”
Gaaaah!
We’d be snarky if it weren’t so pathetic
FEMA flies refugees to right city, wrong state.
Wow. Just Wow.
From TPM:
On the Al Franken show this afternoon I mentioned this article from today’s Salt Lake Tribune which tells the story of about a thousand firefighters from around the country who volunteered to serve in the Katrina devastation areas. But when they arrived in Atlanta to be shipped out to various disaster zones in the region, they found out that they were going to be used as FEMA community relations specialists. And they were to spend a day in Atltanta getting training on community relations, sexual harassment awareness, et al. This of course while life and death situations were still the order of the day along a whole stretch of the Gulf Coast. It’s an article you’ve really got a to read to appreciate the full measure of folly and surreality. But the graf at the end of the piece really puts everything in perspective, and gives some sense what the Bush administration really has in mind when it talks about a crisis. The paper reports that one team finally was sent to the region …As specific orders began arriving to the firefighters in Atlanta, a team of 50 Monday morning quickly was ushered onto a flight headed for Louisiana. The crew’s first assignment: to stand beside President Bush as he tours devastated areas.You can’t make this stuff up.
People who don’t get it
In this NYT story (local PDF link) on the online gaming market, they discuss in some detail how subscriber growth has exploded in the last couple years — not so long ago, for example, half a million Everquest users was a huge number, but now World of Warcraft boasts better than twice that (come say hi; Heathen play on Silver Hand).
At the end of the article, though, after all the commentary about how the market has trended upward for years, and about how online gaming has gotten better and more accessible to the casual player, they quote a clueless analyst:
“I don’t think there are four million people in the world who really want to play online games every month,” said Michael Pachter, a research analyst for Wedbush Morgan, a securities firm. “World of Warcraft is such an exception. I frankly think it’s the buzz factor, and eventually it will come back to the mean, maybe a million subscribers.” “It may continue to grow in China,” Mr. Pachter added, “but not in Europe or the U.S. We don’t need the imaginary outlet to feel a sense of accomplishment here. It just doesn’t work in the U.S. It just doesn’t make any sense.”
No, Mr Pachter, there’s no reason anyone will ever want to hear actors talk. And we’re sure you can forsee a time when every town might have a telephone, too.
In which we point out what weasels Verisign are, again
I just got a renewal notice for Nogators.com from Register.com, Verisign’s domain registrar.
“Hrm,” I thought, “I was sure I transferred that to GoDaddy last year!” So I checked. And I did. Register.com has no hold on that domain, as they are no longer the registrar for it, and haven’t been since October of 2004. It would therefore be useless for me to renew the domain with Register.com — except, of course, to Register, who would get my payment in exchange for nothing. Furthermore, it’s trivial to discover who the registrar is for any given domain — it has to be for the Internet to function correctly. Ergo, there are two possible conclusions we may draw from this:
- Possibility A: Verisign knows they don’t have the domain anymore, but elected to send out the renewal notice anyway just in case doing so would extract additional funds from me without having to provide any service in return; or
- Possibility B: Verisign do not realize they no longer have this domain, and consequently are demonstrably so out of touch as to call into question why any educated consumer might want to do business with them.
Either way: Charming.
Art, how to feed it, and how it feeds us
On Saturday night, in addition to seeing the final performance of the final edition of Houston’s favorite musical comedy, we attended a fundraiser for Spacetaker, Houston’s best online arts resource. (Fair disclosure: we wrote the back-end code for Spacetaker, and serve informally as chief technical advisor — but we wouldn’t do that if we didn’t think it was awesome.)
The fundraiser was at the home of Lester Marks, perhaps Houston’s most prominent living art collector. His home is essentially a gallery; a huge percentage of the space is given over to art installations. A Basquiat hangs over the fireplace; a Dan Flavin installation adorns an upstairs corner. There were several Joseph Cornell boxes on the walls. That’s just the beginning.
On the wall next to the kitchen, though, were these two quotes. We think they say volumes, so we wrote them down.
First, this from Glen Gould:
The purpose of art is not the release of a momentary ejection of adrenaline but rather the gradual, lifelong construction of a state of wonder and serenity
And this, from Dominique de Menil, perhaps Houston’s all-time champion art collector:
Stored away, objects remain inert. Art of the past, like art of the present, needs attention and love to become alive. We are familiar, by now, with the famous statement of Mark Rothko: “Art lives by companionship.”
Yes. And thank God for people like Mr Marks, who have the means and the passion to patronize local and regional artists, and then open their homes for events like this. And thank God in particular for the whole idea of Art in the wake of events like those of the last week or so. Art lifts spirits, challenges ideas, fuels dreams, and reminds us of beauty and the pursuit thereof. Art enriches us all. It won’t save anyone from a Ninth Ward rooftop all by itself, but it is part of what makes any human place worth protecting and rebuilding, especially one as steeped in it as New Orleans or the Mississippi Coast.
Bring me this man’s head on a pike.
From CNN:
WASHINGTON (CNN) — Defending the U.S. government’s response to Hurricane Katrina, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff argued Saturday that government planners did not predict such a disaster ever could occur. But in fact, government officials, scientists and journalists have warned of such a scenario for years.
That was quick.
We haven’t had much of a chance to say anything about the passing of Chief Justice Rehnquist, which is good, probably, as there’s not much nice to say about a guy who fought for the causes he fought for. However, this shit just about takes the cake: remember that smiling empty suit Bush nominated to take O’Connor’s seat? The one who has only a couple years of judicial experience EVER, having spent most of his legal career a party functionary?
Yeah. Bush has nominated Roberts to be Chief Justice. Words fail me.
The TP isn’t the only one pissed off
So is Steve Gilliard. It’s a hell of a rant.
Down in NOLA, they’re a bit pissed off
With good reason. The Times-Picayune ran this open letter ripping the Feds new assholes for their slow response and continued incompetence. Other outlets are covering it as well.
How To Be Qualified To Run FEMA
Step 1: Be an estate lawyer, not someone with any emergency experience.
Step 2: Take a job running the International Arabian Horse Association.
Step 3: Be forced to resign from said job for gross supervisory failures.
Step 4: FEMA, here I come!
Jesus Wept.
Go Mayor Bill!
From the Chronicle:
Houston officials announced plans to open Reliant Center and the George R. Brown Convention Center to shelter hurricane evacuees after the Astrodome reached capacity. Mayor Bill White announced today that Reliant Center will hold up to 11,000 evacuees from Hurricane Katrina. […] “We want this exhibition hall open right now,” the mayor said. “If it entails someone suing us, then OK.,” the mayor said. “Then (they can) explain to the American public why.”
So, what’s happening NOW?
Go here, and watch the Fox (!) people on the ground slap Sean Hannity around about the situation at the convention center. Did you realize people are not being allowed to leave?
DHS will not let the Red Cross into New Orleans
In which we ponder what sort of crack he’s smoking
Bush said, on Good Morning America Thursday, that “I don’t think anyone anticipated the breach of the levees.”
This must be the same sort of “anyone” who also didn’t anticipate the notion of people using airplanes a missiles. Actually, this statement is even more absurdly false, since every study of what a Cat 5 storm would do to New Orleans included levee failure.
What a jackass.
Gridskipper checks in
As noted in a previous entry’s comments, Gridskipper editor (and longtime Heathen) Chris Mohney has a Letter to New Orleans running that you should read.
Memo to Donald Wildmon: FUCK YOU.
This didn’t take long, did it?
Whoa.
Heathen Central has just recognized Napoleon Dynamite‘s Uncle Rico as the same actor who played “genius in the steam tunnels” Lazlo Holyfeld in Real Genius.
In which we reminisce about New Orleans, and hope we get to do it some more
I grew up going to New Orleans. The very first time I ever went to New Orleans was my 6th birthday. I was obsessed at the time with “cities.” Hattiesburg didn’t count; I wanted to see tall buildings and concrete like on Sesame Street, so as a birthday surprise my parents took me to New Orleans. Mom and I took the train down, and dad followed after work a day or so later. I don’t remember a lot about the trip — I was, after all, only six — but I do have mental snapshots. Riding the streetcar with my mother, who was then only a little older than I am now. Walking down Royal and seeing all the “neat stuff” in the antique store windows with my dad. My first trip to Cafe du Monde. Feeding pigeons in Jackson Square. The zoo.
Lots of families have arbitrary markers for their kids for when they’re “grown up” — as tall as this shelf, for example. One of ours was when I was old enough to go with my parents for dinner in the Quarter. Hattiesburg’s only about 85 or 90 miles from Galatoire’s, and neither of my parents were really drinkers, so down-and-back for dinner wasn’t so absurd. I guess I was probably 12 or so before I saw the inside of that dining room, fleur de lis wallpaper and career waiters and more butter than ought to be legal — and a line outside of well-dressed folks waiting to get in. Back then, Galatoire’s had no upstairs, took no reservations, required coat and tie or “appropriate dress” for women, and accepted payment only in cash (or the rare house account). Tourists almost always asked the line “what are you guys waiting for?” I almost never heard any answer but a vague “dinner.” The tourists would shuffle off, blissfully content with Lucky Dogs and street-vendor cocktails.
Galatoire’s has been a special sort of thing for my family since before my parents even married; my grandfather used to take my grandmother there starting in the forties. She’s 90 now, and won’t be with us much longer, but on her 85th birthday my brother and I drove her down to have lunch there one Friday. I’m not sure, but I think that may be the best thing I’ve ever done for anybody — my aunt tells us that she talked about it for years.
As far as I know, 209 Bourbon is still there. God willing, it will be open again in a few months, and I’ll eat there as soon as I can.
The trips themselves are innumerable, but there are memorable ones. In 1989, there was a trip that was memorable only because we didn’t make it past Slidell. Two years later, I led another college expedition of Mike Dorman and Joy Brown for their first trip to the Big Easy. I used my upbringing well, and booked the whole thing ahead of time. We drove down and parked in the side garage entrance to the Monteleone, and then went through the whorehouse-red corridor to what is probably still one of the more impressive lobbies in the Quarter. I still remember Mike and Joy kinda gasping, but the rate was good, and there we were. I took them to Galatoire’s, and to hear real Dixieland, and we made friends with an old widower who told us stories of coming to the same bar with his new wife fifty years before. Anywhere else, the stories might’ve been maudlin, but there, that night, for some reason they just made us all smile. And drink.
Years later, Dorman and his wife Anne and I made a habit for several years of meeting in New Orleans during ALA conferences. Those were all fine, fine trips, but perhaps the most memorable of them involve a terrible faux-Goth bar in the Quarter — where, it should be noted, we were typically somewhat out of place, as we’d dressed for dinner. Anne’s sister took us there one year when our group also included my brother and his college girlfriend, and that night we saw an amusing and impromptu floorshow. Another year in the same bar, it was Mike and I at the end of an epic bender, most of which spent at a dive on St Peter being served by a bartender who insisted her name was “Shelley from Hell.” By the time we got to Goth central, I was still sipping Dixie, but Mike had graduated to tonic and lime (fortunately, he’s an amiable drunk). It was a slow night, and the bartender and I talked about obscure music while Mike pondered his fizzy water. When we left, Bourbon was empty — except for the joggers we saw as we slinked into the lobby of the Monteleone.
Still another year, our friend Sara joined the group (Frank was there that year, too) for drinks at the Columns and dinner at Galatoire’s. That night, Mike and Anne and our girlfriends turned in early, but Frank and I stayed up late drinking Johnny Walker on the upstairs balcony of the Columns.
My last trip to New Orleans, I’m ashamed to say, was nearly two years ago; I went for my friend C—‘s bachelor party. He’s from there, and his best man Chris went to law school at Tulane (in which capacity he did something I’ve always wanted to do: gone to Galatoire’s for a late lunch, and stayed with your party at the table drinking until time for dinner). You’d think having locals with us would have kept us out of the Quarter bars, but nooooo. After a fine dinner (at . . . oh, you know), we changed and headed out. First stop: Tropical Isle, home of the lethal hand grenade. C— had two, and devolved before our very eyes. Had it been any other night, or any other participant, we’d have put him to bed, but as he was the honoree, we kept him up and fed him Cokes until he re-emerged a couple hours later. C— is missing a few bars from the middle part of the evening, which is good, as in one of them he vomited into a urinal.
I could tell more stories about New Orleans, of course. So could we all. My hope and prayer, though, is that there are more happy, silly, funny stories to tell, stories that haven’t happened yet, or even stories for whom the principals are yet unborn. God save New Orleans.
In which we step aside and let other people talk
My friend Sara Beth Williams wrote this.
September 2 2005 Home. It is where I am now, and it is where I have in some ways, never left. Whether you’ve spent only days or years, away from this river valley, you know what I mean. You know it when you cross the little bridge over some other creek bed in deepest, hottest July and the coolness rises up like an Alabama blessing. You know it wherever you are along the eastern migration route on a late fall day, when you look up to see the Canadian geese in their old formation against the cumulus clouds. You even know it when you’re in Florence (Italy) sighing over Michaelangelo’s David and the person next to you sighs too, and then says in an accent that turns out to be directly out of Florence (Alabama) “That’s so pretty I believe I’m fixin’ to cry.” You know it also when, in a dream, you come into a landscape that is green, and rolling, and so lush with shadow and promise that you first believe it must be a sort of paradise, but then you recognize it as the place beyond the No Trespassing sign where you once escaped with your giggling co-criminals, tearing your bellbottoms on the barbwire fence, carrying a few contraband beers and a pack of Salems, to share. You know that it actually exists, or did, somewhere out near a dirt road on Burningtree Mountain.” It actually exists!” you say to yourself. And you are amazed with this lovely dream that is really real. I suppose the right thing might be to use this space to apologize to whatever landowner I compromised back in 1973 when my friends and I broke the law on his land, but it is such a sweet recollection I can’t bring myself to say I’m sorry with a straight face. I will thank him here, though, thirty years late. I’ll tell him a lot of us trespassed, that we named his place Octopus Gardens, after the Beatles’ song, and that it was lovely, and that it did me a lot of good to sit in his meadows, under his trees, in the quiet and the warmth and the solitude. I don’t say it was right. I say it has stayed with me. Real beauty has a way of remaining. A lot of other things do not, and need not stay with you. How I know that today. I graduated from Decatur High School in 1974 and knew that late May night, in the deep way all of us experience that kind of certainty- not in our minds, but in our very marrow, that my adult future would not unfold in this valley. I spent my last season here that summer, in a little yellow house on 7th Street, impatient, bored, and convinced that life begins only after you leave your parent’s house for good. I was ready. I had a blue trunk filled with my college wardrobe: cutoff overalls and patched blue jeans, a yellow robe my mother sewed for me out of sale fabric from Brown’s, and several gauzy, embroidered peasant blouses bought that June from a hippie who sold them on the sidewalk in Panama City. I packed them away for school and didn’t wear them all that summer. When I opened the trunk, they still smelled of Coppertone, the sea, and Alabama sunshine. The last two months I lived in Decatur, I watched too much tv, talked all night with friends I’ve barely seen since, and mulled over what sort of college student I would be. I decided to be a deep-thinking, incense-burning, tea-drinking sort of serious and artsy college student. I gave up trespassing, and read the sort of literature I thought would ensure my success at the state university, beginning with Moby Dick, and The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. Soon enough I took up Erica Jong, and finally (and most deliciously), purloined copies of Cosmopolitan magazine. With all of these wise words, I figured to be on my way to becoming an accomplished young woman of the world, someone who had her destiny, her whole life, in hand. Destiny, or life, prodded me into a lot of homes, and way past peasant fashions and trashy magazines since then. I moved to mid-city New Orleans in 1988, several months before I was to be married to a native New Orleanian. Like most city neighborhoods, the one I lived in for those months was wildly mixed both racially and socio-economically. I met my first friend and neighbor after a few daysÑa ten-year-old who caught me sketching with colored pencils on my balcony. “Whatcha doing?” she asked. I showed her. Her eyes widened when she came closer. Anyone who remembers me from my school days here can assure you it wasn’t my artistic ability that so mesmerized her. The child did not know pencils came in colors other than graphite grey. Later on, when I went to her house to fetch her for an impromptu run to the sno-ball stand, she told me she could not go because she had just washed her socks for school the next day and they were wet. She owned one pair, and dutifully washed them out each night in the kitchen sink so she could go to school in clean clothes. Her name is Kiera. She has a middle name, but it is a secret and I promised not to tell. I had to hold her hand at the zoo because the elephants scared her. When I used my turn signals, she was fascinated — she’d never been in a car and thought blinkers were the best part of the ride. By now Kiera is a young woman, maybe one you saw on television today. Maybe one with a baby, or two, on her hip. Though I gradually lost touch with her after I married, moved uptown, and had my own baby, I can assure you Kiera has probably still never left New Orleans. Not for a day, not for an hour. She has never bought peasant blouses on a sunny morning at the beach, and she has never read world history or philosophy or British literature at a university. She probably never owned another set of colored pencils after the ones I left with her were lost, used up, or stolen from her. Instead, Kiera almost certainly continued to live a life of grinding, unmitigated poverty and suffered the spiritual, and intellectual barrenness that breeds in that environment. Statistics show she probably did not make it through high school, and in case you wonder why, I can cite a dozen obstacles, each one bigger than she, any one of them probably bigger than any of you. The Times-Picayune, our daily newspaper, in one of its regular efforts to report on the appalling conditions in the city’s public schools, a few years ago told the story of one typical elementary school: there were great holes in the walls and offensive graffiti on the spaces that weren’t crumbling. No libraries. No air conditioning. Broken-out windows. Toilets that had not functioned in years–the children were escorted across a busy city intersection to use the facilities at a gas station. Who would stay in such conditions? Who would learn anything but disdain, disrespect, hopelessness, and yes, crime? It is of course redundant by now to point out that these conditions eerily foreshadowed the conditions my fellow New Orleanians have endured at the Superdome, that they are strikingly similar, albeit much milder than the ones in that sewage-rich, overcrowded hotbox. I don’t apologize or make any excuses for the criminal behavior going on there–just exactly not at all. Most of the people there don’t excuse it either. It is horrific, and terrifying- despair fallen to it’s most base expression. But I want all of my new neighbors to understand that these people have been my neighbors too. I want you to know that mother giving up her child to a stranger on a bus, or the one shouting obscenities to the camera may well be the little girl whose hand I held tight at the Audubon zoo. I want you to know I’ve eaten po-boys with these neighbors at the fairgrounds, and that I have listened to their melodic tones on the chromatic harp late at night, the sound unbidden, and doubly sweet for that, and rich as chocolate, coming through my kitchen window. I want you to try to understand that the only options many of city’s most disenfranchised people have ever had involve either walking away from the system, or fighting it. The option to walk away is now gone. I ask you to recognize what generations of poverty do to a people, and I ask you, while you pray for your loved ones, and your friends along the gulf coast, to also pray for Kiera, and for her sisters, and brothers. Kiera did not have a handsome bungalow just off Delano Park to come to when the hurricane warning came. She didn’t have an old Subaru to drive up the interstate, she didn’t have a mother waiting with a chicken dinner and apple dumplings and fresh sheets on the beds. She had nothing, and now she has a lot less than nothing. I so appreciate your prayers and good wishes for me and for my family, and for my property. But I am well, and my family is well. Even the dog is here, and already annoying some of you with her barking as you walk down the alley with your own pets. Please do call her name (Stella), and tell her to hush. If you yell it out like Marlon Brando did in “A Streetcar Named Desire”, she’ll feel at home, too. Well, of course that’s why we named her Stella. Home. I also have a home, a modest house, on a corner lot in uptown New Orleans. There’s such a magnificent water oak in the front yard–it takes three people with arms outstretched to circle it. From my living room there I can see my neighbor’s house with the Christmas lights up all year. I can hear one neighbor, the violinist, practicing a concerto, and on the other side, my neighbor who has been a singer a Pat O’Brien’s for decades now, competing, with her scales. What wakes me in the morning is the mournful horn of the lonely river barges, and the clacking answer of the carefree streetcar. I can throw a handful of seeds out the backdoor and be over-run in a matter of weeks with exotic vines and stalks that drip with cascades of ginger blossoms, moon flowers, saucy passion flowers, and lurid bougainvillia . The Peruvian lilies rise up out of the compost pile overnight. Just a few blocks from my house, along one of the most majestic avenues in the world, I can duck into a little bar and hear delta bluesmen play songs that drench with sorrow and rescue with love in the same refrain. The music of the city settles easy, and deep. When there’s a block party, contrary to some popular opinion about the Godlessness in my chosen city, there are indeed prayers before the feast–Catholic, of course, but Jewish, Hindu, Muslim and Baptist too. The Baptists bring congealed salads and fried chicken, the Indians bring samosas and naan, the Muslims bring hummus and good olives, the Catholics bring gumbo, doberge cake, bread pudding. The crawfish is boiled by folks you’d recognize as every inch, Good Old Boys. We share recipes, we swat mosquitoes, we agree and disagree, and go home happy, full, better people. New Orleans is a city of much tolerance, much contrast and contradiction, much richness and much poverty, and so much to bind us to the place, even with so much to deplore, so much that needs fixing. I live here now, but I live in New Orleans still too. I plan to return there someday, and expect fully that, like returning here, it won’t feel like a move, but a realization of having never really left. I don’t much worry over when it will be. It has taken me thirty years to again realize how much my home is here, has always been here, thanks to kind and generous friends in this city, and most especially to my mother, who has opened her heart and her space not just to my family, but to another refugee, and perhaps more to come. It is nothing more than, nor less than miraculous. It is friends, family, welcoming, caring. I can only hope my words here serve as some small antidote to the horrendous images we are seeing in the media. What comes to me this week is realizing it was in this quieter and more solid place that I learned much of what I needed to become a survivor in other places less quiet, less solid. I hope you won’t need to ask me why I intend to go back, why I believe I will return to New Orleans some day, or how I can be so calm in the face of losing every material possession I own to an improbable and vulnerable locale, to bad city planning, or to looters. The weather reminds me we humans aren’t in control. The looters remind me how much I have that I don’t need, and what’s really important. I think it’s all about what you learn to love early on, and it’s about loving the best things in the world: cool water in summer, landscapes so beautiful you dream of them your whole life, compassionate and loyal friends who come with you, stay with you, and greet you like they’ve been knowing you always, even when you’ve been gone for thirty years. Another valuable I took with me from here is an education, the one I received in the Decatur schools (where, like Kiera, I too qualified for a free lunch), but even more than the geometry I struggled with and the Shakespeare I loved, I took a grander lesson from a community that remembered to include everyone in it’s opportunities. I always had a place here. And I had fresh air, a majestic, wondrous space to explore, a river to swim in, and good climbing trees for a broader view of the world, even if I did sneak over a fence for some of it. I am so grateful for this valley, for the way it has stayed with me, all along the way, and for what it’s taught me this week: that a huge part of not being homeless is keeping your home in your heart. Sara Beth Williams
Decatur, Alabama
New Orleans, Louisiana
Copyright © 2005
That’s protection for you
Warren Ellis points out this:
(No word if he’s somehow kin to this guy.)
Help?
An aid convoy is finally in New Orleans.
Anderson Cooper Smacks Mary Landrieu
Via Wonkette; Sen. Landrieu spouted one too many platitudes, and Anderson goes off:
Senator, I’m sorry… for the last four days, I have been seeing dead bodies here in the streets of Mississippi and to listen to politicians thanking each other and complimenting each other — I have to tell you, there are people here who are very upset and angry, and when they hear politicians thanking one another, it just, you know, it cuts them the wrong way right now, because there was a body on the streets of this town yesterday being eaten by rats because this woman has been laying in the street for 48 hours, and there is not enough facilities to get her up. Do you understand that anger? LANDRIEU: I have the anger inside of me. Most of the homes in my family have been destroyed. I understand that, and I know all the details, and the President — COOPER: Well, who are you angry at? LANDRIEU: I’m not angry at anyone. It is so important for everyone in this nation to pull together, for all military assets to be brought to bare in this situation. I have every confidence this country is great and strong as we can be do to that, and that effort is under way. That effort is under way. COOPER: Well, I mean, there are a lot of people here who are kind of ashamed of what is happening in this country right now, what is — ashamed of what is happening in your state. And that’s not to blame the people that are there, it is a terrible situation, but you know, who — no one seems to be taking responsibility. I know you say there’s a time and a place for kind of, you know, looking back, but this seems to be the time and the place. There are people that want answers, and people want someone to stand up and say: we should have done more.
Ran Nagin, Uncut and Bullshit-Free
You can read the WWL radio interview with NOLA mayor Ray Nagin at Wonkette, or listen here. Do one of them. Listening is better.
This is ridiculous. I don’t want to see anybody do anymore goddamn press conferences. Put a moratorium on press conferences. Don’t do another press conference until the resources are in this city. And then come down to this city and stand with us when there are military trucks and troops that we can’t even count.
More on the Corps
TPM has a post up about how Mike Parker was forced to resign as head of the Corps of Engineers because he had unkind words for the administration’s budget cuts.
Damn right
From ThisModernWorld:
For the past couple years, critics of the administration have been trying to point out a couple of things: (1) Iraq is diverting resources from actual homeland security and (2) the situation in Iraq is almost certainly a complete cock-up. Well, the first point has been proven at far too high a price, and as for the second–they can lie about Iraq and plenty of people will believe them. Iraq’s a long ways away. But this is New Orleans, Louisianna, and we’re all watching the biggest fuckup in history play out in real time. Just think about this: we’ve all made a lot of jokes about the Department of Homeland Security over the past four years. But apparently, the Department of Homeland Security has absolutely no plan for dealing with devastation on this scale, which is supposedly the thing we’ve all been worried about for four years. Neither do they seem to have given much thought to the transportation of refugees after a catastrophic event. In this case, we had 24 hours notice and the vast majority of the population got out on their own. If a terrorist attack of this magnitude were to occur, it would occur without warning, and the refugee problem would be exponentially greater. But right now, they can’t even get in enough busses to get those people out of the Superdome. It may turn out that that stupid color coded chart really is Homeland Security’s proudest achievement.
A later entry points out that FEMA head Michael Brown admitted on CNN to Paula Zahn that the Feds “had no idea” about the convention center situation until yesterday. Quoth Tom:
If you live in a major American city, you better pray there’s never a terrorist attack of this magnitude. Because this is the best these fuckers can do with several day’s notice before the disaster hits and 90% of the city having had time to evacuate beforehand. So unless the terrorists are kind enough to give advance notice, you are well and truly fucked.
Sweet Lord.
Slacktivist Omnibus
Fred has a great roundup post on Katrina and related issues. Read it.
Well, yeah.
Electrolite points us to Belle Waring, who says:
Say what you like about casting blame for the unfolding tragedy in NO, the bare facts of the matter are these: America suffered a serious attack on Sept. 11, 2001. That was four years ago. I think we had all assumed that in the meantime a lot of wargaming and disaster-mitigation planning and homeland security gearup had been going on. If this is what the Federal and State governments are going to come up with when the suitcase nuke goes off in D.C., then we are well and truly fucked.
Dept. of You Have GOT to be Shitting Me
TALLAHASSEE – Hundreds of Katrina evacuees who fled to Tallahassee seeking refuge from the storm have been politely told by their hotels and motels to leave this weekend to make room for a football game: FSU vs. Miami.
From here.