China has drones with flamethrowers:
Category Archives: Pix
Remedial Photo Shenanigans: Cruises, Accordians, New York.
I’ve been remiss in both processing and shooting this year. Here’s all that was in the pipeline:
JoCoCruise 7, back in February;
Houston’s ASS, easily the finest all-accordian pop-music combo working in Houston today, playing at the Lienhard’s home; and
Our trip to New York in July wherein we visited Kirsts and saw some play.
Dept. of Excellent Photography Stories: The Big Dumb Button
Even if you don’t really know what a Hassleblad is, you should go read this story.
SPACE TACO
HOWTO: Explain 1986 to Snake People
Well, I’d start with this set of photos in the Atlantic…
NERDBOAT.
Last week, Mrs Heathen and I took a little cruise with 1,100 of our closest, nerdiest pals.
Holiday Photo Tip!
When using your fisheye, be careful about the placement of your hand on the camera body. Just because your hand is behind the lens doesn’t mean it’s not in the shot.
I might need a drone now
Rand has picked up a drone, and in so doing experienced a few “Holy Shit!” moments. Click through, read, and watch. They’re still spendy — the one he grabbed is $700 — but the video footage is just amazing, and it’s a cinch such tech will be half that price in a year or two.
Look! More Pictures!
Several new sets!
- In which Nicole has an unspecified birthday!
- In which we visit Florida!
- In which Erin does not hurt herself or anyone else with a giant fucking knife!
Note: the elephant wasn’t actually at Public Services. Justin is really strict about that.
Do you like crawfish? I like crawfish.
In which I am incrementally less lazy: JCCC5 PIX!
These pictures are pretty amazing
Ingredients:
- Talented photographer
- Modern cameras damn near capable of shooting in the dark
- Iconic metropolitan area
- Helicopter.
Seriously, don’t miss this. Via Kottke.
Hey look! Pix!
A weekend away, and I’m digging through the photo backlog:
The May debut of Fiddlewitch at Rudyard’s
Back in January, Marcela had a birthday. Presumably, this happens every year.
The annual visit with the Ceasers back in July.
More to come. Just maybe not today.
Strictly for PhotoHeathen
Let’s say you wanted to take pictures of a spider’s fangs. How would you do that?
Well, here’s a cool guide. Bonus: their subject is, amazingly, A. robustus, which is one of the deadliest spiders in the world.
Dept. of Long-delayed photo publication
Here are the cruise pics from February.
I am very good at procrastination.
We expect great things from young Chris!
Heh.
You should go look at these pictures
Via Kadrey: “Alice in Waterland” by Elena Kalis.
HeathenPhoto Update!
I have a time machine, apparently, because I got all these Christmas pictures!
Tuesday is for Pictures
God, I’m lazy.
Two short pix sets from before the holiday:
In which my mother-in-law runs the Marine Corps Marathon AGAIN; and
In which we are Thankful in Mississippi.
More to come.
“That’s it. That’s my dad.”
This extraordinary blog post from photographer Jeremy Cowart is all over the net, but I saw it at MetaFilter.
Go click. It’s worth your time.
It’s marketing, but the footage is still great
This short GoPro film documents Kevin Richardson’s relationship with, among other things, wild lions in South Africa. They’re very happy to see him, on the order of the old Christian the Lion videos; they run up to him and want to snuggle. I’m sure his science is dodgy, but the video is still fantastic.
Having a bad day?
We here at Heathen care, which is why we’re pointing out this picture of Idris Elba and Janelle Monae, which contains a powerful distillation of pure awesome.
Dept. of Very Cool Architecture
Know who Eero Saarinen is? Maybe not. But you know his designs.
(Mrs Heathen: don’t miss this.)
In which Layla is Six
Not sure how this happened. Just last year, she was five.
Anyway: here.
And even MO PIX
In Which Carl is Six
I may have amused myself with the captions.
HeathenPix Combo!
Long exposures are cool.
Long exposures taken from space are even cooler.
Summer Travel Pix, Finally!
Becaause I’m taking too long to get the rest of them done
Here’s a pic I took at a minor league baseball game in Louisville.
Olympus OMD E-M5 w/ Lumix 14mm. 1/80 sec @ f/4, ISO 500.
Picturepalooza!
We fell behind. Sue us.
A few fun bits from the Steampunk Ball portion of Comicpalooza, with Abney Park. The lights were my nemesis!
Free Press Summerfest, which is mostly Ume.
In accordance with regulations, we now provide photos of NEW KITTENS.
This may seem impossible, but it turns out you CAN do engagement photos that don’t suck
In these pics: LOTS AND LOTS OF JOY
Of general interest, perhaps, are pictures of The Joy Formidable playing at Fitzgerald’s earlier this month.
Of more narrow interest are deeply joyful pictures of Frank and Hadleigh’s wedding weekend in Jackson, which was SO SOUTHERN.
(Heathen Nation: “How Southern was it?”)
Well, I’ll tell you: It was so southern that the officiant was a blood relative of Flannery O’Connor.
Finally, because if I don’t include this, someone will complain: one more pic of Joy.
Dept. of Amazing Photos
This set of color shots from 1939-43 is completely stellar.
Thanks, Rick!
Things we never say on vacation: “Hey, let’s climb the great pyramids!”
Fortunately, someone else DID say that. And they took pictures.
h/t: Triple-F
Today in Great Old Pix
HOLY CRAP (horn-tooting dept)
Jonathan Coulton is using a picture I took on his home page today, in his post about the cruise:
Go me!
Pure wrath. Adorable, adorable wrath.
Mo Pix.
It’s rather a bigger set than I usually post, but we were gone for a whole week: Pictures from JoCoCruiseCrazy 3.
We hope this clears some things up ornithologically
Like a shark cage, but scarier
Via MeFi, we find this promo of a somewhat intense encounter with a polar bear. His real-time narration is a bit breathless, but then again he IS being investigated by a giant bear who would like to eat him.
What I don’t understand is how Tobey Maguire gets to shoot hoops with the President
That said, White House photographer Pete Souza’s best of 2012 is a great set of photos. Enjoy.
Make time for this
SI’s 100 best ever sports photos rundown is pretty great.
HeathenPix Top Ten!
Because I am me, my top ten photos from 2012 actually includes thirteen shots. Deal with it.
Merry Christmas!
Look, pix from Mississippi!
Dept. of Amazing Mountaintop Video
Alessandro Della Bella put together some pretty amazing time lapse shots from atop a couple of mountains in eastern Switzerland. Go. Watch.
Today in terrifying photo projects
These dental mannequins ask WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
My assumption is that Canon will not cover this under warranty
Canon: State the nature of the problem?
Photographer: Well, I was in Africa, and a lion borrowed by 5D.
ZOMG BEST PHOTO EVER
Go here, to the Atlantic’s first installment of 2012 in photos, and scroll down, immediately, to photo number 19:
Julian, a two-month old pet monkey, bites the ear of Kan, a transvestite performer, backstage at the Tiffany’s Show in Pattaya, 150 km east of Bangkok.
Dept. of Stellar Photographs
NatGeo’s contest is in again; the second batch of their winners is particularly fine. The bat shot (#22) and the one of the owl (#50) are really, really great.