Check out this edit of the Wikipedia entry on Wicca. The text on the right is the proposed edit, which we’re told lasted 17 minutes. It’s still hilarious.
Bill Cosby is a tool
Cosby’s been hassling a site hosting the “House of Cosbys” online cartoon, so this lovely bit from Eddie Murphy is particularly topical now. Apparently, Cosby once called Murphy to insist he not work so blue. Murphy wasn’t amused, but the audience loved his version of the tale.
Dept. of Keeping us “Safer”
The DHS may come snooping if you do something suspicious, like pay off a credit card.
They have no shame
Remember that McCain torture-banning bill? Yeah, Bush is insisting it doesn’t apply at Gitmo, so, presumably, they can do anything they want.
At what point did we become a country that actually argues about torture? How did this happen?
Dept. of Religious Nutbirds with Too Much Cash
Domino’s baron Tom Monaghan wants to build an all-Catholic town in Florida where birth control, abortion, and pornography (among other things) will be illegal. (Mrs Heathen, noting the proximity to a certain other Florida community, refers to this development as “another in the long line of reasons why Naples should be swallowed by the sea.”)
“Abortion isn’t about women’s rights. The rights they had were when they made the decision to have sex.”
Or so says Utah state senator Chris Buttars, anyway. Ah, Utah. What the hell is the matter with you people?
Quoth Digby: “I find this refreshing. These Republicans admit that women give up their rights when they have sex.”
Dept. of Beautifully Surreal Hotels
Hey, Mrs Heathen, why didn’t we go here?
What he knew, and when he knew it
As it turns out, Bush was given a detailed briefing before Katrina:
WASHINGTON — In dramatic and sometimes agonizing terms, federal disaster officials warned President Bush and his homeland security chief before Hurricane Katrina struck that the storm could breach levees, put lives at risk in New Orleans’ Superdome and overwhelm rescuers, according to confidential video footage. Bush didn’t ask a single question during the final briefing before Katrina struck on Aug. 29, but he assured soon-to-be-battered state officials: “We are fully prepared.” The footage _ along with seven days of transcripts of briefings obtained by The Associated Press _ show in excruciating detail that while federal officials anticipated the tragedy that unfolded in New Orleans and elsewhere along the Gulf Coast, they were fatally slow to realize they had not mustered enough resources to deal with the unprecedented disaster. Linked by secure video, Bush’s confidence on Aug. 28 starkly contrasts with the dire warnings his disaster chief and a cacophony of federal, state and local officials provided during the four days before the storm.
Just to be clear, since the press seems to be missing it, this means that not only did PLENTY of people anticipate the levee’s failure (contrary to Bush’s claim), but some of those people BRIEFED HIM ON THAT VERY POSSIBILITY only days before he lied to everyone about it.
Gawker vs. Gawker?
Which is funnier: Defamer’s Hermione and the Corona of Fire or their eponymous site’s Hermione Granger and the Hangover of Doom“?
Dept. of Odd Video
It’s all we could do not to title this “This Cat Sure Loves Cock!.”
(SFW)
FEMA still sucks
The Feds are prosecuting Forrest County, Mississippi sheriff Billy McGhee for seizing a pair of 18-wheelers full of ice on September 4, in the wake of Katrina. Said 18-wheelers were intended for aid, and the area in question needed aid.
Nice.
Via TPM.
The Case for Impeachment
No, really. It’s hard to see as possible with a GOP-controlled congress that refuses to call Bush on his ongoing contempt for the rule of law, but there’s definitely a case for it.
So, what happens if you obey traffic laws in Atlanta?
People stop being polite.
So, who’s at Gitmo, really?
Read this to find out. Here’s a tidbit I didn’t know: many if not most are there on scant real evidence, as they were turned over to US forces by rival Afghanis with little or no documentation. Don’t like your neighbor? Tell the Yanks he works for Osama!
Just plain cool
The I/O Brush allows you to “paint” with textures, colors, and video from the real world.
It’s like a non-sequitor dispenser
Click here.
The Onion Still Rules
Go, now, to the current edition, which features gems such as “Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness” and “Modern-Day John Henry Dies Trying To Out-Spreadsheet Excel 11.0.” You will not be sorry.
Dept. of Weird Net Culture
If you have a long video of a screaming tape player running down zip lines in weird places, people will blog the hell out of that shit.
If they prevail, it’ll make up for that whole Blair thing in our book
Why transparency is important
Because otherwise, the jackasses in charge can get away with crap like this.
We just love “tiresome American heiress”
Easily the worst idea we’ve heard today, and that includes the Diebold thing
Microsoft’s next iteration of Windows will come in SIX versions. We don’t know whose idea this was, but their notion of “clear communication with the marketplace” is pretty jacked up.
Blow the whistle on Diebold? Go to jail.
This isn’t a simple whistle-blower thing, since the guy in question is an employee of Diebold’s law firm, not Diebold directly, but it still looks pretty shitty.
How much do we love this?
There’s a company who specialize in, er, nontraditional architectural enhancements whose descriptive website is HiddenPassageway.com.
Why people call them “pigs”
Damn right. We’ve already got tickets
Got some spare scratch in your pocket?
Perhaps you’d consider pledging it to The Hurtt Prize, dedicated to catching Houston top cop Harold Hurtt doing something — anything — illegal. After all, this is the jackass who said “If you are not doing anything wrong, why should you worry about it” when asked about his proposals for more pervasive police surveillance in Houston.
Dept. of AWESOME
Ohio state Senator Robert Hagan has found an amusing way to fight bigoted GOP initiatives to bar adoption by gays in his state. (Via MeFi)
Dept. of Great Lines From Bug Reports, Chilean Division
“It worked last night on a different asteroid.”
Heheheheheheh
We have no idea if this ad is real or not, but it makes us giggle a lot.
Dept. of Weird Malapropisms
Mike Tyson famously once said something about “fading into Bolivia,” which we like a lot. In the same vein, we dreamed the other night about someone being ineptly described as vicious by saying they “go straight for the juggler.” Awesome.
Schneier weighs in on the port deal
We’ve been too busy to follow this closely, but what Bruce says makes an awful damn lot of sense.
On the non-event of “Apple Malware”
This guy gets it right.
Alan Kay is smarter than you
If you have no idea who that is, well, you probably won’t enjoy this.
YesYesYes
Fafblog weighs in on the cartoon controversy. It begins like this, and then gets even better:
“What if it’s not really a picture of Mohammed,” says me, “just a picture of a picture of Mohammed?” “Metablasphemy!” says Giblets. “It is sacrilegious and pretentious!” “What if it just looks like a picture a Mohammed but it’s really a picture a Jesus wearin a real good Mohammed costume?” says me. “Then it is pretend blasphemy,” says Giblets. “God can’t tell the difference. He has to smite you just to make sure.”
(Their follow-up is deliciously pointed as well.)
Slacktivist on Newspapers
Go read this. He’s right. Again.
Google Video Update
It turns out, at least according to BoingBoing that Google Video allows the uploader to determine what countries may or may not view the file. Ergo, whomever uploaded the IED video decided that USAians need not see it, not Google.
Heh. Chris’ ploy to get noticed gets noticed
Check out this little comment on Da Mohney and his courting of Mr Denton’s Wild Ride.
Dept. of Verisign Still Sucks
Bob Parsons points out they’re trying to control the .COM registry. Forever.
Because that’s what neighborhoods with trains look like
Things we’re sorry to see
Our cousin, being a jerk and whining about “legislating from the bench.” Either he doesn’t understand the function of the Judiciary, or he’s being deliberately disingenuous for political reasons. As the aforelinked blogger notes, it’s only “legislating from the bench” if you don’t like the ruling.
The appearance — at a rural junior college not far from the Heathen hometown — appears tied to a promo tour for his book on the confirmation process. Pickering refers to it as bitter and partisan, but presumably assumes no blame for resistance to his nomination based on his actual record. We don’t think he’s a racist, but anyone who did work for the Sovereignty Commission — and who wrote memos in support of anti-miscegenation statutes — shouldn’t expect a smooth glide to the appeals bench.
Things we love
SSH tunneling, because it means we don’t have to trust nefarious hotel wireless networks (though despite the endorsement implied, we didn’t actually use the tool — geeks that we are, we wrote a script).
Amateur Night at the Airport
We totally forgot that there was some big to-do in Houston this weekend, so we were taken by surprise by the degree to which the airport was taken over by rank amateurs. We damn near missed our flight partly due to gawking tourists wholly unaccustomed to airports, cities, security, etc.
Look: if you don’t fly much, at least take the time to check out what the regulations are before you get to the security checkpoint. Wearing metal-accented clothes in an airport is just plain dumb in 2006, people. Ditto on boots that take 10 minutes to take off while the line grows behind you. Know what you have to take off and what you don’t, and plan accordingly. You did just spend 30 minutes in line, didn’t you?
Pretty much 100% character-free
Josh Marshall presents a compelling case that Dick Cheney is a moral coward.
How much is that really?
BoingBoing points us to a fascinating tool for comparing the relative value of dollars in different time periods. One of their illustrating examples is pretty cool:
Babe Ruth’s salary in 1932 was $80,000. In 2004 the CPI was 13.8 times larger than it was in 1932 and the GDP deflator 12 times larger. This means that if we are interested in Ruth’s purchasing power of housing or meals, then he was “earning” the equivalence of about $1,000,000 today. The relative cost of (unskilled) labor is 42 times higher in 2004 than in 1932. So if we wanted to compare his wage to what someone selling hot dogs would earn, we could say his “relative wage” is $3,400,000. GDP per capita and GDP are 80 and 200 times larger in 2004 than they were in 1932. Thus Ruth’s earnings relative to the average output would be $6,230,000 today. Finally, as a share of GDP, Ruth “output” that year would be $16,000,000 in today’s money.
If you like chocolate, and we think you do…
… then go read this. It’s entirely likely that you’ve never actually had the good stuff. We think a quest is in order. (Via BoingBoing and Warren Ellis simultaneously.)
Things you should know, Mac edition
We received a concerned email in re: the “Mac virus” that’s floating around. Here’s our reply:
From: [king heathen] Subject: Re: what about this mac virus mary's telling me about? Date: February 17, 2006 8:32:32 PM CST To: [co-worker] > On Feb 17, 2006, at 8:07 PM, [coworker] wrote: > what do I need to know / do? 1. If people try to send you files with iChat that you're not expecting, don't accept them. 2. If you do accept them, don't uncompress them. 3. If you do accept them and uncompress them, don't execute the contents by double-clicking the file. 4. If you do accept them and uncompress them and double-click the contents, don't type your admin password. 5. If you do accept them and uncompress them and double-click the contents and type your admin password, well, then you'll be infected, and the trojan will try to spread itself. It doesn't do anything else, but it will be annoying. Summary? It requires so much intervention from the user to get installed and run that it's only barely a trojan. Since it's so lame in those terms AND has no destructive payload, it's pretty much a non-event.
There more here if you want.
A shame it’s too late for Valentine’s Day
How ’bout some of these Russian Roulette Chocolates anyway?
Oddly, we’ve seen no LOCAL coverage of this
Apparently, the Houston Police chief wants to deploy an awful lot of surveillance cameras on private property.
Yeah, so, Google pretty much sucks now
Look what Screenhead found when they tried a link for an Iraqi weapons-cache explosion: