Kentucky boy finds two-headed snake, names it “Mary Kate and Ashley.” How much do I love this?

A gaming magazine gave a bunch of modern kids the game of our youth, and wrote down their reactions. Prepare to feel very, very old.

Of course, in my day, we had to go barefoot in the snow uphill both ways to play Pong, and only after we’d smelted our own coins.

TenYearsOfMyLife.com is an ambitious photoblog: he’s going to post one picture per day for the next decade. Interesting idea, if a little obsessive. (via Simian Design)

Strongbad upgrades The Cheat’s “privaleges”.

It’s a Flash point-and-line model of a person walking; you can influence its gait by adjusting sliders for gender, weight, and two moods, all of which produce obvious and intuitive changes. Neat.

Because if you can’t make a homemade mortar out of surplus pipe and bowling balls, the terrorists have already won.

NoGators Senior Covert Operative LL provides this.

Don’t tell Bob Novak

It’s the Second Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon, benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. That’s right: send ’em pictures of your (somewhat, mostly, or completely) bare breasts, and somehow they’re gonna raise money with ’em. (The “somehow” appears to be pay-to-see-bare-shots; they take virtually every form of payment known to man.)

Cuniculosus.com, the future home of all you see here.

No, really: we’re preparing for a CROSS COUNTRY MOVE.

And the rabbits? Who can say.

The complete, illustrated catalog of ACME products. My favorite right this second: “ACME All-Purpose Farm Implement.”

SkyHigh Airlines

Look, kids! It’s a site devoted to Awful Plastic Surgery. Don’t miss David Gest and, God help him, Pete ‘Dead or Alive’ Burns.

Having trouble with your wireless Internet connection? Try WiFi Speed Spray!

Three guesses what this is for. No fair clicking first. Hint: it’s Japanese. <br/>(Via Die Puny Humans)

No, really! Just make sure you check out the shipping restriction at the bottom of the page. (No, it’s not safe for work. Unless you’re me.)

This is absolutely the best use of Flash/Shockwave I’ve ever seen. It’s rich and lush, surreal, and interactive in a Myst sort of way. Give it a few minutes of your time.

The fact that this question is answered on the NOAA website makes me very, very sad. (Via Kieran Healy’s Blog.)

Just what we need: a Gansta-Pirate Dictionary.

It’s Angle-Grinder Man!

Add something. (Via jwz)

Rub his belly.

This bit is from the Badger people, but features the music of Wesley Willis, who died last week.

It’s been a while since we had one of these. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

The American Social Hygiene Poster Database is a fine, fine collection of public & social health posters, ca. 1910 through 1970.<br/>

But some of these are actually pretty clever.<br/>

Creepy as all get-out.