We know we need at least one of these. Maybe more.
If you’re not watching the Wire yet, here’s a good explanation why you should
From Salon. It’s long, but good. The bad part is that it’s hard to start now, but the season 1 DVD comes out this month.
Dept. of Creeping Science Fiction-ism
Our new favorite game
Doom 3? Pre-release Half-Life 2? Nope. It’s Kingdom of Loathing, where currently we’re a third-level accordian thief. CNet has more…
It’s like retarded Mindstorms, but cooler, and unavailable
It’s toys like Topobo that make us almost wish we were kids again.
Of course, it’s worth noting that we could just buy the damn toy anyway, which we may well do.
All that’s left is “you can’t dust for vomit”
If you liked Spinal Tap, then you may enjoy listening to some actual idiot-musician-in-studio ranting from The Troggs. This is all over the net this morning, but it’s stilll pretty funny.
It doesn’t say so, but we suspect she died in the shower
Janet Leigh, dead at 77.
Just when you thought they couldn’t go lower
Fox News is now making shit up to post about Kerry. They’ve since retracted the story, but, I mean, damn. Unlike with CBS, there’s not any room for “we were duped” in this one.
Three Good Things, and One Bad One
All from the good folks over at BoingBoing:
- Sony ditches DRM CDs. After being stupidly lax on the whole MP3 front, this is sort of shocking. More shocking is their spin, which I’ll leave to BB.
- MSFT’s FAT shakedown ended by Patent Office. Redmond was trying to patent a file system format; USPO says no.
- EFF kicks Diebold’s Ass
Diebold, the slimeballs whose faulty voting machines threaten the basis of US democracy, tried to silence its critics, a group of activists who were publishing leaked memos detailing the company’s malfeasance, by falsely claiming that they were violating Diebold’s copyright. Now a court has ruled that Diebold knowingly abused copyright and the DMCA when it sent nastygrams to the activists’ ISPs, and has awarded the activists damages and court costs.
And now one bad one: A St. Louis court has ruled in Blizzard’s favor and against the EFF in the “BNETD” case concerning open source game servers. Fair use? What’s that?
Must. Not. Make. Snarky. Comment.
According to this PIPA study, Bush supporters typically misunderstand many of his policy positions, while Kerry supporters’ understanding of their candidate’s positions tend to be more accurate.
How you may amuse all but one of your coworkers this week
We suggest trying a stealth Lynndie.
(Note: we’re pretty sure this one is opposed by the ASPCA even if it’s not technically a Geneva Convention violation.)
Today’s nonsequitors, in context
- Your search – “mutant lesbian foot porn industry” – did not match any documents.
- “If you’re googlefishing, you have time to make some snarky comments“
Trouble is, he’s not running
Fred Clark shows us why James Fallows would make a better president than Bush.
Dept. of Truly Bizarre Quotes
“I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged,” Scalia said.
Widely blogged, but still damned good news
A significant portion of the PATRIOT Act has been declared unconstitutional:
U.S. District Judge Victor Marrero, in the first decision against a surveillance portion of the act, ruled for the American Civil Liberties Union in its challenge against what it called “unchecked power” by the FBI to demand confidential customer records from communication companies, such as Internet service providers or telephone companies. Marrero, stating that “democracy abhors undue secrecy,” found that the law violates constitutional prohibitions against unreasonable searches. He said it also violated free speech rights by barring those who received FBI demands from disclosing they had to turn over records. Because of this gag order, the ACLU initially had to file its suit against the Department of Justice under seal to avoid penalties for violation of the surveillance laws.
So much for the right to disagree
An Army Reservist who wrote an essay for a conservative antiwar site called “Why We Cannot Win” now faces official charges of disloyalty which may carry up to a 20 year sentence. While it’s true that members of the military are bound by some rules that do not apply to the public at large, it also seems likely that simply expressing an opinion contrary to official US doctrine should remain protected speech. Even if he’s acquitted, it’s a sure bet they’ve ruined his career.
Nice. Way to encourage democracy and freedom!
Dept. of Cool Shit We Can’t Think Of A Use For
TiddlyWiki is an all-Javascript/CSS Wiki implementation. Neat, but with waaaay too much client-side complexity. But still neat.
We can’t believe it’s taken this long to link to them
MAD Magazine has a lovely parody of Bush’s advertisements.
Further evidence of societal collapse
On Saturday, I saw this in a suburban Best Buy whilst I waited for the rain to lighten enough to make I-45 something other than a deathtrap.
Yes, it’s a bad camphone shot (the T610 is many things, but “good camera” is not one of them). However, you should be able to see that:
- It’s a nice, stainless steel fridge; and
- it’s got a fucking TELEVISION in it.
What you probably cannot see is that it’s actually an HDTV. Who buys this shit? Are they reproducing? Christ.
Dept. of Who’s Smarter
Jon Stewart appeared on Bill O’Reilly’s show last month, and during the show O’Reilly repeatedly referred to Stewart’s Daily Show audience as “stoned slackers.” The folks at Comedy Central took exception, so they had a bit of research done.
As it happens — according to Neilsen Media Research — Stewart’s audience is more educated than O’Reilly’s, which presumably surprises no one other than O’Reilly. Heh.
September Resolution
I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night. I will not drink with Australians until 4 in the morning on a Monday night.
At least, not until the next time that bastard comes to town. Nice to see ya, Andy.
We’d say “unbelievable,” except it’s not
In some swing states, Democratic voter registration efforts are absolutely trouncing similar efforts across the aisle. So in Ohio, the Republican Secretary of State is attempting to invalidate many of the new registrations based on the weight of the paper they’re printed on (the blog’s PDF link is also here; it’s a reprint from a Dayton paper).
Dept. of Mildly Bizarre Art
That these were done using only a standard Bic pen is more than a little amazing.
As it turns out, that’s not illegal in San Francisco
That fair city’s forces of prudishness (both of them) were dealt a setback last week in their efforts to stop the “Naked Yoga Guy” from doing, well, yoga in the buff at Fisherman’s Wharf:
“Simply being naked on the street is not a crime in San Francisco,” said Debbie Mesloh, a spokeswoman for the district attorney’s office.
This reminds us of a particularly apt Venn diagram, reproduced below:
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(Diagram from this piece by Lore Sjoberg at the now-defunct Brunching Shuttlecocks humor site.)
Schneier on Security
Security expert Bruce Schneier has two op-eds worth reading from last week:
Read ’em both.
More on the RNC’s difficult relationship with “truth”
Atrios has an image of the wildly inflammatory and downright untruthful mass mailing the RNC sent out in two battleground states.
The Republican Party acknowledged yesterday sending mass mailings to residents of two states warning that “liberals” seek to ban the Bible. It said the mailings were part of its effort to mobilize religious voters for President Bush. The mailings include images of the Bible labeled “banned” and of a gay marriage proposal labeled “allowed.” A mailing to Arkansas residents warns: “This will be Arkansas if you don’t vote.” A similar mailing was sent to West Virginians.
A vote for GWB is an endorsement of tactics like these.
Oh, THIS is a good idea
Despite the fact that apparently half the Windows installed base hasn’t yet moved to XP (and there are LOTS of good reasons for that), Microsoft announced that it would release no more security updates for Internet Explorer for versions of Windows prior to XP. Al the more reason to use Mozilla, people.
Yeah, this about covers it
The whole GOP campaign in a single editorial cartoon.
What useless, evil, goatfuckers are doing this year
Proposing blatently unconstitutional bills to force Democrats to vote against them, on the theory that “under God” is important enough to mock the Constitutional notions of “checks and balances” and “judicial review.”
Christ.
A small example of, potentially, why Bush doesn’t run on issues
At a school in Eden Prairie, a teacher arranged for a “mock election” at a parent/teacher/student meeting:
He read where each of the candidates stood on the main issues of the campaign. He didnĂ•t say who was who… just “this is what candidate one says, this is what candidate two says”. The kids made tally marks about each thing they agreed with from each candidate. Then the kids voted on the issues. Four kids voted for Bush. 26 kids voted for Kerry. … most of the kids who voted for John Kerry were greatly upset by it. They booed the results of their vote. They were upset that they had voted for the “wrong guy”. The teacher went on to say that he assured the kids that the election was not yet over, and that there still might be many issues where they would agree with George W. Bush, and maybe when they tried again later, they would end up voting for him. The parents looked relieved as well. . . The gears that had begun to grind uncomfortably in their heads smoothed out and they relaxed. We moved on to talk about other things, and everyone was happy.
Yeah, best not to actually THINK about what your candidate might do. Just vote. Right, George?
Cold, and yet oddly hilarious
Breakup, via PowerPoint.
Diebold: Still out there, still used, still dangerous
Wired News has more. Remember, people will use these things to vote in November. And they’re not secure. If I, as a tech-savvy person, wanted to create a way to rig an election, I’d start with tools like Diebold’s.
In which Fafblog explains Supply-Side Santa
No, really.
More “He said, She said”
Fred Clark elaborates on the notion that journalism is dead, and Bush knows it and takes advantage of it.
Three years, thousands of detentions, and how many convictions?
John Ashcroft has run roughshod over the Bill of Rights for three years now, claiming all the while he was chasing legitimate criminal convictions. Guess how many he’s gotten.
Yup. Zero. Here we were thinking the debate was liberty vs. security, and here we discover no actual convictions have happened — i.e., not one of those detained, lawfully or unlawfully, by the DoJ has been found guilty of anything. Kinda makes you wonder about that particular trade-off, doesn’t it?
How the Secret Services keeps protestors away from W
Slate gives us the rundown on how they’re using an obscure law to abrogate free speech in arbitrary zones, thereby keeping protestors far, far away from the President in the name of “security.”
Techies to Entertainment: Drop Dead
BoingBoing points us to a hilarious “open letter” supposedly from the computer industry to the content industry. Heh.
Even more bizarre developments
The Pentagon is apparently blocking access to a government web site designed to help American expats get and use absentee ballots.
It’s like I’m challenging them or something
I keep posting “how much lower can the GOP go?” and, well, they keep showing me. I mean, damn.
When that smarmy English bastard is just too damn downtown for your taste
And now, Pirate jokes
Over at McSweeney’s. Arrrr.
In which we explore plans and expectations for postwar Iraq
Once again, I could write this, but it’s more efficient just to send you over to Fred at Slacktivist, or this discussion with military experts over at Salon. Sigh.
Microsoft in Land-Grab Mode
Read about how they’re looking to take control of CD security and are likely working to cripple USB support, and Linux with it. Neither of these developments, should they come to pass, would be good for consumers, even if you don’t mind more control of more things living in Redmond.
Dept. of No Shame, GOP Division
Iraqi insurgents are only attacking because they want to influence the election in Kerry’s favor, or so says Dick Armitage.
Jesus.
Careful with that digital camera
Or you might end up the subject of a follow-up to IFoundSomeOfYourLife.
Remember Yaser Hamdi?
He was one of the American citizens detained indefinitely, without counsel or charge, on the grounds that he was an “enemy combatant” and therefore not subject to the rights of the accused as we enshrine them here. See, he was SO DANGEROUS that they had to hold him in secret and not allow him to address the evidence against him.
Right. He’s being released in a deal wherein he must (a) renounce his US Citizenship and (b) leave the US for Saudi Arabia.
I’m sorry, but What. The. Fuck?
The agreement to free Yaser Esam Hamdi represents a stunning reversal for the Bush administration, which argued for more than two years that the former Taliban fighter was potentially so dangerous that he had to be detained indefinitely in solitary confinement with no access to counsel and no right to trial.
It will be interesting to hear how Hamdi characterizes his ordeal once he’s free to talk. Terrorist or not, I’m not happy with the DOJ’s actions here, and this deal seems custom-tailored to save face in the wake of several rulings putting them in their place. As it happens, the Constitution is, you know, LAW and all.
In which we tease the afflicted
We expect Mr Coyote to become slightly less strident in the near future, because we have it on good authority that he’s (a) about half drunk because (b) he got a pretty sweet job offer today. So there’s that.
Follow-up on the bumper sticker firing
If you clicked through, you may remember that the fired worker’s boss said something along the lines of “you can either work for me, or work for John Kerry.” In the wake of the publicity about the firing, two intersting things happened. First, the boss tried to re-hire her; second, John Kerry actually did.
Original post here.
Well, shit.
Johnny Ramone, dead at 55.
Two from Fred
Slacktivist has two fine posts this morning:
- No DD-214, no job. A DD-214 documents the circumstances under which an individual left the military. Fred notes “I am not interested in the typographical capabilities of the IBM Executive Model D typewriter . . . I want to see the man’s DD-214.”
- Careless committees. Here Mr. Clark notes the sad state of environmental legislation in general — and the Endangered Species Act in particular — under this administration, but also includes this gem: “The British scientist J.B.S. Haldane, the story goes, was asked by a clergyman what we might learn about God from studying the creation. Haldane replied that, ‘He has an inordinate fondness for beetles.'” Gotta love that.