Back in the sixties, apparently this sort of thing was a real problem, as you can see from this educational film pointed out by Agent Kirst, whom I’m sure knows plenty about the subject.
In which we create a new category
Heavy Little Objects bills itself as a daily catalog of talismans. As confirmed gadget-and-geegaw freaks, we at Heathen approve.
Now, at least, we know why they caved on the extension
After stonewalling the 9/11 commission for months, fighing the extension tooth and nail, and doing their level best to keep Dr Rice from testifying, it should come as no surprise that the White House is saying that atheir vetting process may well prevent the commission’s report from being released this summer, and that it may well not see the light of day until after the election.
Dept. of Demographic Geekery
City-Data.com includes statistical information for just about every municipality in the US.
And all this time they’ve been telling is “Virginia is for Lovers”
A woman is up on felony charges in Newport News for receiving oral sex from her (male) partner. Granted, they were in a car at 3:00AM, but the law being applied here has nothing to do with public indecency (which is a misdemeanor).
Maybe I ought to put this in source-code comments
Today’s widely-blogged item: this tag, found on a computer sleeve.
“Bond. James Motherfucking Bond.”
Agent MikeyD (not to be confused with Mike D.) points out a rather interesting possibility for everyone’s favorite “double-ought spy.”
Just don’t tell the fucking airlines, okay?
As it happens, there are other uses for the new iPod Mini. Who knew?
Dept. of Timesinks
Little Fluffy Industries has a variety of Flash games to fill your work-day.
Dept. of Geek Dates
Today is 04-04-04.
If you’re really geeky, you might think of it as 100-100-100.
Just in case you were wondering
What with that movie and all, much has been made lately of Mel Gibson’s rather nutty theology. Well, get one thing straight: he’s utterly sane compared to his father, who has helpfully written books detailing just exactly how much of a nutbird he is.
Dept. of Clever Commercials
Agent R of Austin points out this IKEA ad, which we like quite a lot.
We’d call it a hat trick, except all three sort of rob us of our sense of humor
- Atrios comments on the widening scope of the Plame inquiry; others suggest Rove may well be in legal jeopardy on this.
- Author Bruce Sterling reproduces comments by Tom Dachle concerning the administration’s abuse of power.
- Sidney Blumenthal echoes Daschle’s concerns in this Guardian editorial.
Oh, and the White House is also blocking the release of Clinton-era papers requested by the 9/11 commission. Er, why might that be?
Sorta gives you a new perspective on Catholic school
“They are coming. May God have mercy on our souls. They are coming.”
The state(s) we’re in
Widely blogged, and yet still funny
The Hall of Technical Documentation Weirdness is home to a number of odd warnings, manuals, and illustrations, not the least of which being the bit at right.
Yes, we know what day it is
And in honoring said day, we mention in passing this new Post Office initiative, and then direct you to the Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time.
More: Wired News coverage of a variety of other net.hoaxes, including the PC EZ-Bake Oven, which we frankly think of as an idea whose time has come.
Dept. of Stuff We Wish We Were Making Up
Mmmm, thorax
I’m not sure if these people are medical or not, but anybody who makes a Thorax Cake MUST be on the same wavelength with people like my stepsister, who amused us on Thanksgiving about finding an erection-restoring appliance in her med school cadaver.
So, just what IS this Clarke guy saying?
A mysterious and shadowy mailing list post sent us off to this blog, which reproduces a bit of the transcript from Clarke’s appearance on NPR‘s Fresh Air. A bit, just to tease:
GROSS: You say in your book that you think invading Iraq actually increased the problem of terrorism. CLARKE: Well, in three ways. First of all, it’s costing us $180 billion in the first two years, and may be even more than that. That money could have been used to reduce our vulnerabilities here at home. […] Well, many things in the United States are not protected. There’s a long list of vulnerabilities which we could reduce. […] But we didn’t do that. And in large part we didn’t do that because the money that would have been necessary is being spent on Iraq. So that’s the first thing: It’s costing us the alternative of reducing our vulnerabilities. Second, actual military and intelligence assets that were in Afghanistan — looking for al Qaeda, looking for bin Laden — were removed and sent to Iraq. Now, in the last few weeks, they’ve been returned. But that’s two years too late. Two years during which al Qaeda has morphed into a hydra-headed organization with independent organizations and independent cells, and likely the group in Madrid. So we didn’t go after al Qaeda the way that we should have. And we didn’t secure Afghanistan. There are more police in Manhattan — not the city of New York, but just Manhattan — there are more police in Manhattan than the United States put troops into Afghanistan. And yet we were supposed to secure and stabilize the country so that never again would it be a base for terrorism. We were supposed to be draining the swamp. Well, we haven’t. And one of the reasons we haven’t is that we withheld forces that should have been going into Afghanistan. We withheld them for the war in Iraq. […] The third way is that, al Qaeda had been saying, bin Laden had been saying, that the United States is the “new crusader,” the new westerner come to occupy an Arab country, an oil-rich Arab country. And we did exactly that. We did exactly what bin Laden said we would do: We invaded and occupied an oil-rich Arab country that had not been threatening us. And the sights on Arab television of American troops fighting in Iraq, and now occupying Iraq, have infuriated Arab opinion. […] We can’t just arrest and kill terrorists. Even Donald Rumsfeld figured that out. In his internal memo in the Pentagon, which leaked, he said it may be the case that we’re turning out new terrorists faster than we’re killing and arresting them. He’s right; we are. And we have to win the war for ideas. And we can’t do that so long as we are reviled by occupying a country like Iraq.
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Of course, the government isn’t the only entity that lies
Airlines are almost as bad. Since 9/11, they’ve pounced on the “must have ID” thing as if it were an edict from the FAA, when in fact it’s no such thing. All the 9/11 terrorists had ID; ID does nothing to increase safety on planes. What it does do is enable airlines to crack down on the resale of unrefundable tickets.
Given all that, it comes as no surprise that the prohibition on some electronics has essentially no basis in reality, either.
Not that we’re surprised the Atlantic loathes him, of course
Jack Beatty’s The Faith-Based Presidency appears in the March Atlantic; while certainly partisan, it’s hard to find fault with his point.
Somebody get this information to Martha, and competition be damned
Laura calls our attention to a rather unusual product alert from Southern Living, of all places.
Hey, Frank…
…betcha can’t remember what this is called.
Turd Blossom Gets His
Several hundred protestors converged on Karl Rove’s home over the weekend. (Washington Post link; username nogators@nogators.com, password nogators for access.)
He didn’t take it well, apparently.
Update: additional coverage at CNN, which sensibly doesn’t require registration.
Dept. of Our Cousin
Cousin Charles — who is not a racist, but who still shouldn’t be on the appeals bench, as recess appointments are cheesy — was on 60 Minutes last night. It appears he came off well, which is nice. It’s always pleasant to see national media do a story on Mississippi that doesn’t make us look like unreconstructed rubes.
All of us, anyway.
If they keep on like this, we may not have to worry so much about PATRIOT after all
As it happens, Ashcroft may have the first post-9/11 terror convictions overturned because of gross prosecutorial misconduct.
So, how far does a church have to go before they lose tax-exempt status?
It looks an awful lot like a Catholic Church employee has been fired for supporting John Kerry.
What happens when Brits have a scanner and too much free time
Dept. of Stuff We Wish Our Mother Hadn’t Thrown Away
Sam’s Toybox is a compendium of all the neat ephemera we had in the seventies and eighties. As we are ubergeeky here at Heathen Central, we remember things like this quite fondly; it was with just such a kit that we learned a brutal secret: all electronics are powered by smoke, and when that smoke escapes, you have to play with something else, and pretend nothing happened.
Dept. of Fascinating Shit
Wanna see what Chernobyl looks like from a motorcycle?
Dept. of Snarky Justice
TomPaine.com has a fine rundown of the positions of this administration by version number, a la software.
KOMPRESSOR BREAK YOUR GLOWSTICK
And you thought he was odd just because you didn’t understand the end of 2001
This Guardian feature tells a bit of the story behind Kubrick’s enigmatic life.
We’re pretty sure this can only happen because Jack Valenti isn’t involved
Scans of the very first issue of Action Comics — containing the debut of Superman — are now online.
No word yet on whether it “sleeps all night and works all day”
There is now such a thing as a robotic underwater lumberjack.
By popular demand: a brief bibliography
Some of you have asked for a brief rundown of the political sites I read (and cite) here at Heathen. In no particular order, the usual suspects include:
- Talking Points Memo, by Josh Marshall
- Slacktivist, whose current post comparing Bush and Blair is well worth reading
- Lawrence Lessig, on issues of copyright and law
- The Agonist, who publishes far faster than we can possibly keep up with
- Eschaton, by the pseudonymous Atrios
- Billmon’s Whisky Bar
- Groklaw, covering SCO v. IBM & related issues
There are, of course, countless other sources worthe perusing, typically written by thoughtful people and usually devoid of the kind of rancor and shouting that typifies broadcast media. Read on.
Dept. of Cool Flash
Turn on your speakers — and your woofer, if you have one — and check this out. More by this artist can be had at TokyoPlastic.com.
Gee, Condi, with all this “rebutting,” why not just testify?
Must be that pesky “oath” thing.
Condi Rice is wasting no time in attempting to spin-doctor and rebut Richard Clarke’s testimony, but she’s not doing a very good job of it. In refusing to testify to the Commission proper, she asserts at least two very odd things.
First, there’s the whole issue of refusing to testify under oath, but having no compunctions about saying whatever she wants while in the safety of her own office (and without threat of perjury indictments). There’s definitely something screwy about that.
Second, as Josh Marshall has pointed out, the historical precedent for aides refusing to testify isn’t as clearly on her side as she appears to think; there’s even precedent for people in precisely her position testifying under oath before such commissions (Brzezinski in 1980; Berger in 1997). Of course, Marshall’s source — the Congressional Research Service — also lists five examples when presidential aides refused to testify; anybody want to bet which administration employed four of those five?
Is that really a parallel this administration wants to encourage?
In which we discuss our new boarders
A while ago, we mentioned the bird family that had taken up residence in the faux-balcony on the front of our townhouse. We’ve been tracking their growth carefully, much to the chagrin of the mother bird (who gives us The Eye if she sees us) and the cat (who would very much like to play with the guests, and by “play” we mean “eat”).
On Saturday, the babies were, well, gross. They were all pink, completely devoid of feathers, and damned near translucent. Also, their beaks are entirely too large for their heads. Here’s a picture; pardon the glare. We were in a hurry, as Momma Bird had just left.
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Today, they’re actually starting to look like birds. Or, at least, tiny pinkish birdlike things, except for the enormous beaks and lack of discernable eyes. Still, they’ve got some feathers, and you the wings are taking shape. Also, if you walk across the wood floor close enough to the nest, the birdlike things appear to believe Mother is near, and begin waving their heads about, open-beaked, awaiting whatever mush Momma yacks into their gullets.
Hey, nature’s nasty that way. Plus, birds don’t have tits. Here’s a newer picture.
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More updates as they become available.
Well, there’s definitely one thing we can’t blame Bush for
Actually there are probably several — the rise of tagging in Houston; the wholesale sucktasticness of Internet Explorer; the cancellation of Angel; etc. — but the one we’re concerned about right now is gas prices.
I’ve seen a couple references to “record gas prices” in the news, and even in blogs. The fact of the matter, though, is that gas is NOT anywhere near a high point, and the reason is inflation. Dollars are worth less today than they were 25 years ago. According to InflationData.com, gas is currently at about half its 1981 high of an inflation-adjusted $2.94.
Of course, we still need to get this guy and his minions out of 1600 Pennsylvania. That he’s not to blame for this doesn’t ameliorate the blame he does shoulder for a thousand other “points of light.”
Not that we really doubt him, but YOU might
Fred Kaplan at Slate shows us how we can tell that Dick Clarke Is Telling The Truth.
Who knew Isengard was in Gaza?
Low Culture points out a distressing yet inescapable conclusion.
For those keeping score at home
Atrios quotes an excerpt from a statement by Tom Daschle. Read it.
The best damn one-line review of any movie EVAR
Slacktivist, of course:
I still haven’t seen Gibson’s Passion — I’m always reluctant to see the movie when I really liked the book.
We will not disclose which of these we’ve done
Modern Drunkard Magazine presents 40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies.
We have no idea what this is about, but it sure looks cool
Accordian Guy points us to the trailer for the live-action anime-esque Japanese film Casshern (big-ass streamed Quicktime). It’s in Japanese — duh — but whoa.
From days of yore, when games were text-based and giants roamed the earth
It is now possible to play several classic Infocom text adventures (e.g., Zork, Hitchhiker’s Guide, etc.) via an IM client. It’s been widely blogged, so if it’s not terribly responsive, try again later.
Dept of Corrections
Turns out, the link to the Greymatter-to-Blosxom script from the colophon of the parent site got broken, perhaps when we started using Mason.
Fortunately, someone called our attention to this problem, so if you’re looking for that script, here it is.