Rep. Howard Coble (R, NC) stated on Tuesday that he supported the internment of Japanese-Americans during World War II, suggesting that he might support similar actions toward Arab-Americans today.
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Oh, those pesky weasels at Microsoft are at it again.
They’ve configured their MSN site to render poorly in Opera, a competing and excellent browser. They’re doing this by checking the user agent and deliberately giving Opera a broken stylesheet. If you change the user-agent string to something else — that is, if you tell Opera to lie and say it’s not Opera — the MSN page magically works just fine. Opera software did a little investigation, which has a bit more technical detail.
Papers, Please.
If you’re annoyed by creepy big-brother-ism at airports, you’ll love this.
The DMCA is Evil, part 2,395
Lexmark has filed suit against a small company who had the temerity to reverse-engineer its printer refills and offer them at a lower price. Before the DMCA, this was known as “business competition.”
More on Rosenthal
New York Times coverage of the case. I’m stunned this thing isn’t getting more coverage.
Dept. of Geek Resourcefulness
Many years ago, when God was a freshman, printers were big noisy things, not sleek desktop devices. They were also pretty fast, since they had to service lots of people. By combining noise and speed and the distinctive sound certain patterns made, certain hardcore geeks were able to make the IBM 1403 play music. ||||
This is probably worth looking into.
You see, it’s very easy to win elections if you own the voting machines.
Iraq, North Korea, and now…
It appears North Dakota may be harboring nuclear weapons.
Suggestive, sure, but not really dirty per se…
Extremely low-res renderings of “adult” images. They look like they might inappropriate as thumbnails, but you can scarcely tell they’re anything at all once you see the larger image.
The scary part is that her voice is actually lower than Bruce’s.
The Iron Maidens are the world’s only all-female Iron Maiden tribute band.
We hope.
Playstation? Feh.
How about Flash-based Atari Adventure?|*|
“The sky was the color of a television tuned to a dead channel…”
William Gibson has a blog.
Why Not?
Presumably, he’ll be able to escape by climbing a wall of sound.
Remember back when MTV played videos?
Here’s a list of a whole bunch of good ones.
Elderly Dope Fiend and My Personal Hero
Salon is running an interview with Hunter S. Thompson that’s well worth a read.
This one’s for Tom.
Transmetropolitan author Warren Ellis has a weblog.
Foreign Films from Other Lands
I’m all for subtitles — they’re certainly better than overdubbing — but only if they’re actually accurate. In cases such as this one, it’s important to remember the lessons of Engrish.com.
“No, really, it’ll be cool…”
Two teenagers stole a skeleton in order to dress it as Darth Vader and take it to a party.
Ed Rosenthal Found Guilty
In the conclusion of the Kafkaesque trial I noted earlier, Ed Rosenthal has been found guilty under Federal law of cultivating marijuana despite the fact that he had permits and permission from his city and state under local statues for medical use. He was not allowed to mention the purpose of the pot in question, nor could his attorneys mention the fact that what he was doing was legal under state law. So much for state’s rights. Rosenthal faces he possibility of life in prison for growing medical pot, something his state deems acceptable. On the other hand, Ken Lay walks free.
And people keep using this crap for what reason?
This week, another Internet worm did its best to crash countless Microsoft servers on the Internet. Microsoft, whose usual position is “just keep up with the patches and you’ll be fine,” was among those hit, as they can’t seem to follow their own advice.
Why do people keep using Microsoft server software? I understand having trouble abandoning Office, but if you skip the servers, omit Outlook, and ditch IE for Mozilla, your safety level rises dramatically even if you stick with Windows. Moving to a Mac or Linux makes you even safer. Food for thought.
100% USDA Prime Kook
According to David Icke, it’s reptiles all the way down. I’m glad that’s settled.
Dept. of Deconstructing Government Alarmist Bullshit
Here’s a piece on the “pot-gets-you-pregnant” ad from the Super Bowl. These new spots would be hilarious if they weren’t so clearly intended to stifle debate.
His Ride’s On the Way
Warren Zevon (NYT, use nogators/nogators) was interviewed in the January 26 NYT Magazine. It’s a fine piece.
The Cure For All Diseases! A World Without Parasites!
Now, within our grasp! I heard it on the Internets! It’s gotta be true! Order your zapper today and be rid of all disease-causing parasites through the miracle of, well, some principle they’re not exactly clear on. But you should definitely get one. It’s got magnets in it, and we all know how magic magnets are.
On the other hand, they might well be kooks.
What the World Thinks
This fine cover from the British Daily Mirror tabloid makes me giggle. A lot.
Church & State, a la the Vatican
I wonder if this means that the Church would be comfortable abandoning its tax-exempt status, since it’s hard to see such threats as anything but political action.
“I spilled spot remover on my dog, . . . etc.”
Deadpan comedian Steven Wright is interviewed at the Onion‘s A/V Club this week.
How smart are you?
More accurately, “how well-educated in the sciences are you?” Take this quiz and find out. I expect to do poorly, but then again I went to public schools in Mississippi.
Dept. of War Opposition, Loony Left Division
Some other pinko has come out against the war, but I don’t see how we can take him seriously.
Somewhat Enlightening
A graph of Bush’s approval ratings, from right before 9/11 until now. Interesting trends.
Dept. of Tech Support Remixes
Take one incomprehensible support call, mix well, and serve.
Heh.
This is now my favorite picture of my brother and sister-in-law ever.
This is profoundly wrong.
But also terribly, terribly funny.
An Idea Whose Time Has Come
So, which of you lushes want to come over for the State of the Union Drinking Game this evening?
End of an Era.
It appears this is now a collector’s item, as K & L’s Rock America is closing. Farewell, Mujibur and Sirajul.
Oh, brother.
Bush named Jerry Thacker, an HIV-positive evangelical who has referred to AIDS as a “gay plague” and homosexuality as a “deathstyle,” to serve on the Presidential Advisory Commission on HIV and AIDS. Thacker is also an advocate of strict abstinence-only education, and is among many on the hard right convinced that homosexuality is a choice that can be abandoned (a view not supported by the APA, among others).
Dept. of Bush Administration Hypocrisy , part . . . hell, I lost count.
It’s clearly not enough that they’re on some sort of religious-right anti-condom crusade — a crusade the pushes abstinence-only education as the sole approved way to talk about STDs and HIV, and ignores clinical data on what protection condoms offer. Now they’ve decided that state’s rights only means something if it’s a way to promulgate segregation.
Bush’s DEA is pushing for a federal conviction for an Oakland, California medical marijuana maven who worked within California’s medical use laws. Yup; the voters in California said what he did was okay, but the Feds don’t care. Gotta love the New Federalism.
UpdateThey’ve actually gone to trial; I’ve just read that the defense team have been forbidden from mentioning (1) what he was growing pot for (i.e., medical use) or (2) that he was operating with the blessing of the state of California.
Dept. of unlikely — and unreleased — jingles
Last year, an unnamed advertising agency hired Ween to write a jingle for Pizza Hut. It appears Ween are too odd for Pizza Hut, since the material they wrote didn’t get used — but you can listen to them here.
Dept. of Interesting Shockwave
This is pretty darn recursive.
It’s a shame Eric sold that Mazda
These people could have probably turned it into a hot tub.
Mr Tron, your cycle is ready
Dodge is considering a 500hp motorcycle based on the Viper’s V-10 engine. The concept suggests a 2.5 second 0-60 time and a top speed of over 300 miles an hour.
This is clearly a very, very bad idea. But damn, don’t you kind of want one?
One Ring Political Commentary
Commercials I Don’t Skip
If you’re like me – and who wouldn’t like to be? – you love the Sprint commercials hinging on linguistically improbable misunderstandings attributed to spotty cellular connections. I love the “monkey with a cold” one, and “soap opera star” sends Erin and I into giggles with astonishing regularity, but this one may be their finest work yet.
My client sent me this.
Simon Swears. Vulgar and cross-cultural. Loud, and not work safe. Enjoy.
Mmmmm, eeeeels.
German family keeps pet eel in bathtub. For 30 years.
Free Money from Music Weasels
No, really. There’s a class action settlement about price fixing, and if you bought a CD between 1995 and 2000 — a set of people that probably includes everyone reading this — you could get between $5 and $20 just by registering here.If too many people register, they’ll just give the money to charity. Seriously.
I love Tom Tomorrow.
Especially this week.
Penn Jillette, Defender of the Faith
Airport security technically assaulted the burly magician in Vegas, but (God love him) he knows his rights. Now they’re kissing up to him like nobody’s business, hoping he won’t tell anyone.
If this doesn’t make the estate mad enough, just wait ’til there’s a porn version.
I give you Lord of the Peeps.