Lots, I’ll tell you. Actually, instead of telling you, I’ll point you at Slacktivist again, who provides an excellent discussion of the idea of NMPW. It is pretty much without exception a bone thrown to the hard right, for whom protecting marriage means making sure gay people don’t get married. That we could have such an “official” week without discussing issues like domestic violence should make clear what the actual agenda is.
Yearly Archives: 2003
What I Learned From “Kill Bill”
- We should, in general, be wary of people with keyrings that match their cars.
- High blood pressure is rampant among doomed assassins, yakuza bosses, and half-Japanese/half-French attorneys.
- Quentin Tarantino really, really liked “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon“
- Daryl Hannah as a bloodthirsty killer with one eye is almost as sexy as Daryl Hannah as a black-eyed would-be killer replicant of 20-odd years before.
- David Carradine need not actually appear completely on screen to be creepy.
- Assassins will stop their knife fight when the little girl gets home.
(Actually, we learn this from the trailer.) - Quentin Tarantino can still make movies that are fun to watch, visually compelling, and full of cheesy dialog that somehow manages not to be cheesy just long enough to be uttered and enjoyed.
SunnComm’s Peter Jacobs on the Haldermon Study
Professor Felton points out a terribly funny — in a sad way — post by Peter Jacobs on an investor board purporting to address Halderman’s points, and why they’re not valid. My favorite part — which is also Felton’s, it seems — is where Jacobs rants about how he bets that
. . . none of them [EFF members/supporters] EVER had any digital content that anyone else (aside from family and friends) would pay for, and, if they did, they’d be screaming bloody murder if someone ripped them off.
Uh-huh. Keep dreaming, Peter; the EFF includes some software heavyweights like Mitch Kapor (who founded Lotus) and John Gilmore (of Sun), plus others like sometime rancher and Grateful Dead lyricist John Perry Barlow “who became rich and famous by producing copyrighted works” (Felton). Not that SunnComm could be bothered to notice this, I reckon.
Keeping us safe from German fiancees.
Homeland Security sent a Homeland Security employee’s fiancee back to Germany for no good reason last week. Read this. There have been dozens of stories like this, and some turn out to be fabrications or misrepresentations. I’ll be very interested to discover that rationale, if any, DOHS is able claim for holding her for 20 hours and shipping her home despite her valid documents.
Geneva Convention? What’s that?
Well, Mr. Bush, among other things it prohibits collective punishments, like bulldozing orchards because their owners won’t tell you anything about the resistance attacks.
That the owners may not know anything is, of course, immaterial.
Sure, there’s not much now, but keep checking back.
TenYearsOfMyLife.com is an ambitious photoblog: he’s going to post one picture per day for the next decade. Interesting idea, if a little obsessive. (via Simian Design)
Mmm, “privaleges”
Not all that surprising, of course
The embattled White House — in the midst of an avoidable quagmire in Iraq, an utter lack of WMD, no real connection between Saddam and Al Queda, and a complete failure in locating either boogeyman we’ve been chasing for 2+ years (not to mention the Plame affair) — has gone on the offensive. Powell, Rice, and Cheney have all given aggressive speeches in the last week (Cheney’s was apparently the standout) wherein they insist again how justified the action in Iraq was, how bad Saddam was, how useless the UN was, and how (PNAC-style) we can and should do anything we want. (They leave out the whole lies-about-yellowcake bit, not to mention the complete-lack-of-postwar-planning bit, and don’t even ask about the how-can-we-afford-to-do-this-alone problem.)
Also included in this PR offensive may be a campaign of identical letters from different soldiers published in newspapers across the country this week. Gee, I wonder who wrote them?
POP QUIZ!
Did David Kay find evidence of Iraqi WMD or not? It’s hard to tell from the media, which can’t be trusted to actually, you know, ask questions, but fortunately there’s handy examination of the findings disclosed so far. Hint: the White House isn’t happy.j
This is just cool.
It’s a Flash point-and-line model of a person walking; you can influence its gait by adjusting sliders for gender, weight, and two moods, all of which produce obvious and intuitive changes. Neat.
This Just In: SunnComm backs down
The Daily Princetonian is reporting that Sunncomm’s president Peter Jacobs has changed his mind, and that they will not be pursuing legal action against Alex Halderman after all. (via, once again, Ed Felton’s Freedom to Tinker)
(Astute Heathen will note that an earlier post quotes “SunnComm president Bill Whitmore.” Whitmore was so-identified by a Boston Globe story; Jacobs is referred to as President in the Daily Princetonian article linked above. Who really runs the firm is anybody’s guess.)
Cops now infiltrating opposition groups
Yeah, you read that right. A Fresno, California liberal group (Peace Fresno) discovered that the quiet guy taking notes in their meetings who claimed to be “independently wealthy” was in fact an undercover sheriff’s detective (who died in a motorcycle accident on August 30; coverage of his death in the paper included a photo that members noticed).
Local law enforcement insists there was no investigation of the group (described in the article as “a bunch of Unitarian schoolteachers”), and that there are no documents or notes resulting from his surveillance. The officer’s family insist he was unlikely to be a member of the group on his own time, however, and he was using an assumed name for his role there.
In July, state attorney general Bill Lockyer told California law enforcement to not collect intelligence on religious or political groups without evidence of criminal activity. But under the federal Homeland Security Act of 2002, intelligence agents can look at acts of civil disobedience and minor law-breaking.
Shit like this gives me The Fear.
Oh, here’s a good idea.
This Administrations’ Drug Czar (John Walters) wants to institute random drug tests of schoolkids. I have a notion that treating kids like criminals isn’t the best way to teach them to be citizens, but maybe there are folks who think it’s best if they’re just brought up to do what they’re told. (via TalkLeft)
Does anyone else think it’s curious that the “War on (Some) Drugs” is being ramped up when we’re in a quagmire in Iraq, we can’t find Saddam or Osama, and the economy is languishing?
Whither Novak?
With all the attention focussed on the White House and the DOJ’s investigation thereof vis a vis the Plame affair, one basic avenue appears essentially unexplored: why not go to Bob Novak himself and insist that he disclose his source? Journalists are subpoenaed every day to participate in trials and investigations, with varying degrees of success. There’s certainly a stance that suggests that pursuing Novak would be inappropriate and contrary to our free press, but, as Mark Dowie points out in Salon, there is little doubt what Ashcroft’s DOJ might have done had Novak been a partisan columnist for that other party.
You heard it here first.
Remember before, when I noted how the grad student at Princeton may well have violated the law by pointing out the using the shift key will bypass SunnComm’s new “copy protection” on CDs? Go on back and read the other entries, if you want: one and two.
SunnComm is suing him. Excellent response, boys: rather than, you know, selling a product that doesn’t suck, or (failing that) abandoning the snake oil business altogether, you sue the guy who points out that your emperor is as naked as a jaybird. It’s worth noting, I’m sure, that SunnComm’s stock is down 20% — to something like twelve cents a share — since the introduction of this “technology” (which they tauted as serious best-of-breed stuff, shockingly enough; I’m not sure if it’s fair to blame the guy that says your boat’s full of holes if it turns out not to float).
N.B. that the complaint utterly ignores the whole idea of Fair Use:
SunnComm is taking a stand here because we believe that those who own property, whether physical or digital, have the ultimate authority over how their property is used. Owning copying technology is not an unconditional ‘free pass’ to replicate or distribute protected work.
I guess that only applies to them owning the copyright, and not to me owning the CD, huh?
Wharton on the RIAA
The famed business school weighs in on the notion of suing your own customers. Hint: they think it’s a bad idea, and they have the story of Henry Ford on their side. Interesting read.
That people still LISTEN to them amazes and horrifies me.
The Vatican is insisting now that condoms do not in fact stop the AIDS virus, so there’s no reason for people in AIDS-ravaged countries to use them.
The Catholic Church is telling people in countries stricken by Aids not to use condoms because they have tiny holes in them through which the HIV virus can pass – potentially exposing thousands of people to risk. The church is making the claims across four continents despite a widespread scientific consensus that condoms are impermeable to the HIV virus. A senior Vatican spokesman backs the claims about permeable condoms, despite assurances by the World Health Organisation that they are untrue.
Do we really need further proof how absurdly out of touch this Church is? It’s a political organization with a right-wing agenda. Given the AIDS rate and horrifying life-expectancy statistics in many African countries, it’s hard to see claims like this as anything but pure, unadulterated evil.
Bush Waffles & Stonewalls
The White House’s response to the Plame affair has been pretty absurd so far, but now they’re into theater. By insisting on disclosure from 2,000 people, they’ve cast the net so wide they’re almost certain to allow the real culprit to escape. Novak’s “Senior Officials” must have come from a group much smaller than 2,000 Executive employees, and smart money is on folks very close to the Oval Office.
Not that they care, of course. They have aggressively tried to shape this as an issue of an innocuous leak, not one that put real people in real danger and that really, honest-to-God violated Federal law. Now Bush is saying he has “no idea” whether Justice will find the person responsible. I’m sure Ashcroft’s DOJ is working overtime on this one, too, aren’t you?
Follow-up on SunnComm
(All via Prof. Felton’s Freedom to Tinker blog)
SunnComm’s president asserts in today’s Boston Globe that nothing in Alex Halderman’s report (noted yesterday) is surprising to them. BMG spokesperson Nathaniel Brown insists even they were completely aware of how trivial the new “protection” is to circumvent (to recap: press “shift” when you put in the CD). The Globe continued:
”There’s nothing in his report that’s surprising,” said SunnComm president Bill Whitmore. ”There’s nothing in the report that I’m concerned about.” Whitmore said his company’s system is simply supposed to give honest music lovers a legal way to make copies for personal use, not to stop large-scale piracy.
I suppose pointing out that we already have a legal way to make copies for personal use with perfectly normal CDs would be rude, huh? I’ll go ahead and say it anyway: making copies for personal use — say, to put on your iPod, or to use in your car — is perfectly legal. It’s called Fair Use, but the RIAA would like very much to make that go away.
Whitmore goes on to note that future versions of this protection will be harder to circumvent, since they will interact directly with the computer’s operating system, and that “the deployment of this mechanism will be throughout all operating systems.” Really, Bill? Even Linux and FreeBSD and Mac OS X? I doubt it.
A few things are worth noting here. First, I wonder if they’re deploying something so trivial to bypass simply because of the anti-circumvention clauses in the DMCA — i.e., as sort of an additional gotcha on top of the RIAA’s sue-kids-and-grandmothers strategy.
Second, you gotta wonder how much BMG paid for this absurdly trivial “copy protection” mechanism. I mean, c’mon, people; this is a bad joke. As Halderman points out, this isn’t some “dark secret of computer science.” Anyone with a brain can figure out how to bypass this “security.”
Finally, I want to point out that what he means when he says this tool will be integrated into your operating system, he means that future computers from Microsoft (and maybe others, but probably not) will include code specifically designed to STOP YOU from doing things that those computers can do now. Music files aren’t distinct from other files, nor are video files. Music files you make with a kazoo and a $5 microphone aren’t distinct from copies of the new OutKast CD. The flexibility of computing is that you an do anything you want to any of these files. DRM means, basically, removing that flexibility. This is why it’s unlikely that the programmers behind Linux and FreeBSD will support such schemes: removing flexibility is anathema to these people, and for good reason.
Food for thought.
He doesn’t say, but I’m sure the restoration cost more than two dollars.
Ever wonder what happened to Lane Myer’s Camaro from Better Off Dead? Wonder no more. (via Memepool)
The good news is that I’ll be more productive until April
Citing the theft (copying) of source code, Valve/Vivendi Universal has announced that Half Life 2 will be delayed another four months, to April ’04.
Why some miscreant copying their code delays them is left as an exercise to the reader, but smart money’s on “it doesn’t; they’re just nowhere near ready, and are gradually approaching Daikatana territory, and the code theft is good cover.” Still, the advance screen shots and gameplay demos have been awful damn impressive.
Why Windows gets all the viruses
If you haven’t noticed yet that 99% of those worms, trojan horses, and email viruses floating around target only ONE company’s software, you haven’t been paying attention. Virus writers write for Windows almost without exception. Microsoft would have us believe that this is an outgrowth of their market position — after all, what virus author wants to have his work limited to the few of us running something else?
Much as Bill might like that to be true, though, it’s not the whole story, or even most of if. The truth of it is that Mac OS X, Linux, and FreeBSD really are more secure, and are therefore drastically less attractive targets for virus writers. Security Focus’ Scott Granneman explains why in an article running at The Register. Worth a read, even if you’re not a geek like me.
Ripping This Is Illegal: The DMCA, Copy-Protection, and You
Professor Ed Felton’s Freedom to Tinker weblog is an excellent resource for those of us concerned about copyright, Digital Rights Management (DRM), and the survival of Fair Use. As I noted before, rightsholders were pretty successful in getting the DMCA passed 5 years ago; this law tilts the playing field drastically in favor of folks like the RIAA. Here’s a real-world example.
Big Music hates the idea that you can copy your CDs to your computer and share those files. Actually, they hate the idea that you can even copy the files to anything, since every copy you make, to them, represents a lost sale (a wholly false assertion, but never mind that for now). Consequently, they’ve been working for years to figure out a way to copy-protect their CDs so that digital reproduction is, if not impossible, then very restricted. These efforts have not met with much success; quite famously, one copy-protection method tauted as “the best ever” a year or so ago turned out to be circumventable with a green sharpie.
Well, they’re not giving up (notwithstanding the “success” the software industry has had with copy protection; many of you may remember what a PITA that was with the likes of Lotus and dBase 15 years ago). SunComm has released what they insist is the most secure anti-copying technology yet.
As it happens, Prof. Felton cites a paper today pointing out that you can probably circumvent it by holding down the shift key in Windows when you load the CD. (He’s citing this, which is an interesting read.)
The not-so-interesting part? Publishing this paper may well be a criminal violation of the DMCA, since it contains information on how to circumvent a copy protection scheme. Does this sound right to you? No? Well, that’s the DMCA for you. It doesn’t matter what you plan to DO with the copy — e.g., putting tracks from a CD you own on your iPod is just as bad as uploading them to a thousand college kids via Kazaa. All they’d care about is that you circumvented their copy protection, and that’s illegal — and criminal, not civil.
More on Black Box Voting and Diebold
You just gotta love this
A while back, Dave Barry ran a column about the Do Not Call law controversy, and in that column he included the telephone number for the American Teleservices Association, a direct-marketing trade group lobbying and fighting to get the law overturned. The ATA was deluged with phone calls, which turned out to be very inconvenient for them (a shame, that); they’ve since changed their phone number.
Today, his column includes a recap of what-has-gone-before, and (ahem) the ATA’s new phone number (which, by the way, appears to be 317-816-9336). As Dave says, even though you have a right to call these people, they don’t want to hear from you, so calling them would be rude. I provide the phone number he listed as a point of data only.
Yeah, right.
Dept. of that Other Bad Law
The Electronic Frontier Foundation (a fine group you should join) has released a report on the unintended consequences of the Digital Millenium Copyright Act (DMCA), a far-reaching revision of American copyright law that essentially erases the concept of Fair Use. Please read this, and then contact your congresspeople. Job One: Axe PATRIOT. Job Two: Axe the DMCA.
Hey Edgar, When Are We Making One Of These?
Because if you can’t make a homemade mortar out of surplus pipe and bowling balls, the terrorists have already won.
If this is authentic, it’s scary as hell.
NPR may have edited a transcript to remove commentary about Justice giving the White House a day’s reprieve on the “preserve all evidence” order in re: the Plame affair. This is tantamount to a license to destroy evidence, and (if granted) came directly from Ashcroft.
The questions, then, are “Why did NPR do this, if they did?” and “When will we here more of this story, if ever?”
Who Watches FoxNews?
This gives you some idea who their demographic is. Of course, their ratings are still stellar, so unfortunately this also tells you something about the American people.
This Just In
NoGators Senior Covert Operative LL provides this.
Don’t tell Bob Novak
Google: Evil?
Google introduced an advertising program a while back that’s actually useful for small sites; lots of folks jumped on the badwagon quickly, and a few started making real money.
Then the ugliness started. Contrary to Google founder Segey Brin’s “Don’t Be Evil” edict, it looks an awful lot like Google’s gone to the dark side on this one. The Terms and Conditions are absurdly draconian, and allow them to boot you from the program based on pretty much anything, without providing any sort of evidence of violation beyond their say-so. They explicitly refuse to provide evidence of, say, “inappropriate clicks,” hiding instead behind a proprietary algorithm. It’s also against their T&C to discuss the terms and conditions, or anything else Google decides is “proprietary” — which includes your clickthrough rates and what you’ve been paid.
And the best part? If they shut you down, they don’t have to pay you anything they owe you.
Commentary:
Yet another reason not to use Internet Explorer
I mean, c’mon, people. You guys act like I don’t even look at my server logs.
There’s now a trojan horse that can infect Windows machines through banner ads, which will allow nefarious dorks to run malicious code on your computer. There are plenty of alternatives to Internet Explorer, even if you’re running Windows. Most of them are much, much better by any reasonable metric.
Mozilla is probably the top dog, though it comes in several flavors (a big honkin’ suite of programs, or a much more streamlined browser-only version called Firebird). If you’re on a Mac, do yourself a favor and use Safari. The good news is that virtually all non-IE browsers have built-in pop-up advertisement blockers, which can make your browsing experience much, much nicer.
Dept. of Punks Who Love Their Mommas
Punk pioneer, former New York Doll, and sometime “Buster Poindexter” David Johansen played a show at a Staten Island rehab home on Wednesday, but it’s not a reason to fire his manager.
His mother was there. (Minor demographic information required)
So Utterly Not Safe For Work
It’s the Second Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon, benefiting the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation. That’s right: send ’em pictures of your (somewhat, mostly, or completely) bare breasts, and somehow they’re gonna raise money with ’em. (The “somehow” appears to be pay-to-see-bare-shots; they take virtually every form of payment known to man.)
That Farmer fella, he’s just weird.
Cuniculosus.com, the future home of all you see here.
No, really: we’re preparing for a CROSS COUNTRY MOVE.
And the rabbits? Who can say.
Possibly the best headline in recent memory
As it turns out, they may not all be weasels: Spector Speaks Out
Sen. Arlen Spector (R-Penn) has joined the voices calling for John Ashcroft to recuse himself from the CIA leak investigation. Ashcroft employed possible suspect and White House aide Karl Rove during a number of campaigns prior to his appointment as A.G.
Dept. of ACME
The complete, illustrated catalog of ACME products. My favorite right this second: “ACME All-Purpose Farm Implement.”
Well, it was good while it lasted. Sort of.
The Kremlin’s attempt at “managed democracy” has become something featuring outright censorship of the press, as a new law forbids media outlets from reporting on political candidates’ personalities or background; it’s also now illegal to analyze their policies. Oh well.
I wonder how Bush feels about his “good friend” Putin now?
Well, darn it.
It’s a shame that this lucid and fairly damning explication of SCO’s actions of late is, well, written by Joe Firmage.
Firmage was a Silicon Valley wunderkind of the first order; he founded two companies before he was thirty, and made a big pile of cash doing it. Then he started talking about UFOs and the capital-T Truth, and got essentially ushered out of USWeb. Don’t get me wrong; his points above are strong and clear, and everyone even vaguely curious about the SCO dustup should read it. I just see what McBride & co. might say, and I think the words “ravings of a crackpot” will probably be involved.
Dept. of Digital Airbrushing
Check out Greg’s Digital Portfolio for an excellent review of what can be done with PhotoShop. In particular, look at this sample, where the differences are really striking. Assume the hot swimsuit models pervading the mediascape are getting at least this much mojo.
Dept. of Science vs. Politics
The Guardian is reporting that the White House censored and edited an EPA report on global warming so much as to completely undermine the scientists’ findings, apparently because “global warming” isn’t part of the GOP platform.
It’s a shame how things like science can get in the way of politics, isn’t it?
And now, a funny clown
Dept. of Amusing Bits of History
In the days and weeks ahead, I suspect we’ll hear calls for an independent counsel to investigate the Wilson/Plame affair. I’m just as certain that the GOP will insist that such a thing is not needed, that we can trust Ashcroft and his existing criminal investigation, and that there’s no reason to worry.
When they say that — and they will — consider these quotes from GOP legislators concerning possible campaign fundraising law violations and the conflicts of interest involved in the Justice Department investigating a sitting president. Then consider which is the greater sin: campaign finance violations, or outing a covert operative of the CIA?
Dept. of Cool-but-Creepy
Coke’s newest contest involves putting a GPS into certain cans, and then using its signal to find you and drive the prize (a Hummer) to you. As a surprise. With no action on your part.
More on Wilson/Plame Affair
Slacktivist — a fine site worth visiting frequently — has a nice rundown of the Administration’s efforts since the weekend. His post title says it all: “Smear, smear again.” Smearing Wilson is just a bit difficult, though, since he has served Democratic and Republican administrations with distinction, and was singled out for praise by the other President Bush.
PATRIOT just keeps on giving
The Feds are invoking PATRIOT in letters to journalists insisting that they retain all their materials related to the Adrian Lamo hacking case (Lamo gained notoriety for breaking into companies’ systems, and then offering to help fix the holes he exploited; Lamo turned himself in on September 9). An FBI spokesman stated that “all reporters who spoke with Lamo” should expect such letters.
This flies in the face of traditional subpoena power, and in fact may well be in violation of the DOJ’s own guidelines, not to mention New York law. Of course, that those so notified aren’t allowed to tell disclose that they’ve been contacted, so these actions by the Feds are only now coming to light. The best part may well be that they’re using clauses of the Act designed to apply to ISPs and the like, not journalists (the specific language is apparently “providers of electronic communication”). More coverage here.
Like I Needed Another Reason to be Glad I Don’t Live in Alabama Anymore
Some useless cracker held a gun to his own son’s head and damn near killed in in a tantrum over Alabama’s loss to Arkansas Saturday.
Somewhere, somebody’s hoarding the carousels as we speak.
Kodak has announced that as of next summer (6/04), it will stop manufacturing slide projectors.
You know, this pretty much had to exist
Look, kids! It’s a site devoted to Awful Plastic Surgery. Don’t miss David Gest and, God help him, Pete ‘Dead or Alive’ Burns.